10.   You only put them in when you want them
 9.   The eject button
 8.   They don't moan and bitch when you get them 
      to rewind
 7.   You can always take it back and get a better one
      (Comment: if I don't like it, I get another one free)
 6.   You can usually get 10 for $6
 5.   They have to be back by 6pm
 4.   You can always check and see who's had them 
      out before
 3.   You can get a refund if you didn't like it
 2.   They don't mind hiding under the tv

      ...and the alltime top reason why 
      videos are better than men...

 1. Chick flicks!!!!