Use a rubber, man!
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your pick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
And we have a large selection of condoms...
Nike Condoms: Just do it .
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it cost less, it's that simple
Ford condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish every body did ?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
California lotto : Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger--Licking good.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mn, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: if it doesn't get all over the place , it doesn't
belong in your face
General Electric Condom: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condom: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty Condom: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today?
Energizer Condom: it keeps going and going an going.................
M&M Condom: it melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Chevron Condom: Use them people do.
Taco bell Condom: get some:make a run for the border:
MCI condom: For friends and family.
Double mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom:one coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines travel Pack: Delta's ready when you are.
The coca--cola Condom: always the real thing.
United airlines travel pack: Fly united
The Star Trek Condom: boldly go where no man has gone before.
Digtial Semiconductor: Whatever it takes.
Gatorade Condom: Is it in you? (submitted by CßS)
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