Penis Tax

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to
the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the
time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it
is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1999 your penis will be taxed according to size.

The categories are as follows:

     10-12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
     08-10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
     05-08 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
     04-05 inches Nuisance Tax $3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return.

NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION !!

Sincerely,

Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service
Washington, D.C.