Even more manspeak
(another guide to what men really mean)

ATTRACTION
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
 
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people 
meet.
 
DATING
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy 
to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially 
like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
 
BIRTH CONTROL
Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills,
inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or
spending time around children.
 
EASY
A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
 
EYE CONTACT
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is
interested in him.    Despite being advised to do so, many woman have
difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located 
in her chest.
 
FRIEND
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
 
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as
"playing hard to get."
 
INTERESTING
A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
 
IRRITATING HABIT
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to
each other turn into after a few months together.
 
LAW OF RELATIVITY
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to
how unattractive your date is.
 
NYMPHOMANIAC
A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
 
FRIGID
A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does,
or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.
 
SOBER
Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
 
NAG
A man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just
intercourse.