Reasons Why a Supersoaker is Better Than a Man 

  1.You can get wet any time you want. 
  2.You can hold it in your hand as long as you want. 
  3.It will never get soft. 
  4.It's accurate up to 25 feet. 
  5.It's good for 150 rounds (at least!) 
  6.If it dries up you can refill it. 
  7.It's always ready for action. 
  8.It squirts again and again. 
  9.You can pump it as hard as you damn well please. 
 10.It can't talk. 
 11.When you want to put it down, it won't complain. 
 12.It won't squirt unless/until you want it to. 
 13.It comes in different models: you can exchange it for a larger one. 
 14.Water tastes better. 
 15.It comes out in a steady stream. 
 16.It already comes wrapped in plastic. 
 17.It comes in designer colors. 
 18.You don't need to stop and wrap it up before it shoots. 
 19.It comes with instructions. 
 20.If you get tired of it, you can throw it away. 
 21.It's HUGE!!!!!!