More rules for him Never tape any of our body parts together Ordering for us is good; telling us what we want is bad Being attentive is good; stalking is bad Talking is good; shouting is bad; hitting is a felony Our cooking and menus are excellent That isn't however an excuse for you to avoid cooking Soap is your friend After-shave and/or cologne does not equal soap Buying us something does not constitute foreplay Answering "Who was that ?" with "Nobody" does not end the conversation Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this ?" Two words: clean socks Believe it or not, you're not more sexy when you're all sweaty Burping is not sexy You're wrong You're sorry We are less impressed with your car then you can imagine Ditto for your knowledge of football/baseball/basketball/hockey Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound "Will you marry me ?" is good; "Let's shack up" is bad Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood Don't assume PMS doesn't exist "No" means "No !"; "Yes" means "Yes" Silence can mean anything, and it could change without notice Chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive Pick us up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it Ditto for meeting our family/friends/co-workers Don't try to change the way we dress Our haircuts/hair styles are never bad These rules are not intended to be fair; accept this without question