THE RULES 
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1.  The Female always makes THE RULES.
     
2.  THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
     
3.  No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
     
4.  If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must 
    immediately change some of THE RULES.
     
5.  The Female is never wrong.
     
6.  If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant 
    misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
     
7.  If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing 
    the misunderstanding.
     
8.  The Female can change her mind at any time.
     
9.  The Male must never change his mind without the express, written 
    consent of The Female.
     
10.  The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
     
11.  The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him 
     to be angry or upset.
     
12.  The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether 
     she wants him to be angry or upset.
     
13.  The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
     
14.  At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what 
     she said.
     
15.  If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take 
     the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
     
16.  If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male 
     must cater to her every whim.
     
17.  Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
     
18.  If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule
#5


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