If men no longer ruled the world

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply 
because he is breathing. 

Medical research would be spent on developing new birth 
control methods for men. 

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. 

Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be 
considered "Macho". 

The hem of men's pants would go up or down depending 
on the economy. 

Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey. 

Fewer women would be dating because the ideal weight 
standard would increase by 40 pounds. 

Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. 

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. 

Men would come with papers showing their true identity, 
marital and employment status, if they live with their
mother, and whether they have had their shots. 

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. 

Men would get reputations for sleeping around. 

"Ms. Magazine" would have a annual swimsuit issue featuring 
scantily clad male models. 

Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them. 

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within 
two hours of bedtime. 

Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before. 

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice 
as hard for none of the credit. 

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks". 

Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make. 

Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap 
operas. 

Men would HAVE to get playboy for the articles, because there 
would be no pictures. 

Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you. You're 
beautiful. Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go
to sleep - I'll take care of the baby, etc. 

Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their 
accomplishments. 

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. 

All toilet seats would be nailed down. 

Men would work on relationships as much as they work 
on their careers. 

TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 
one minute. 

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS 
simulator. 

Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached 
so they can't pretend to be single. 

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and 
women would date 19 year old boys. 

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their 
attention constantly. 

After a baby is born, men would take a six week paternity 
leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. 

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a 
two year old for six weeks. 

A female employee would be noticed for her work performance, 
not herself. 

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding 
wedding rings in their pockets.