| Female rejection Line | Translation | Male rejection line | Translation |
| 10. I think of you as a brother. | (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") | 10. I think of you as a sister | (You're ugly.) |
| 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. | (You are one jurassic geezer.) | 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. | (You're ugly.) |
| 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. | (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) | 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. | (You're ugly.) |
| 7. My life is too complicated right now. | (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) | 7. My life is too complicated right now. | (You're ugly.) |
| 6. I've got a boyfriend. | (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
| 6. I've got a girlfriend. | (You're ugly.) |
| 5. I don't date men where I work. | (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) | 5. I don't date women where I work. | (You're ugly.) |
| 4. It's not you, it's me. | (It's not me, it's you.) | 4. It's not you, it's me.. | (You're ugly.) |
| 3. I'm concentrating on my career. | (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) | 3. I'm concentrating on my career. | (You're ugly.) |
| 2. I'm celibate. | (I've sworn off only the men like you.) | 2. I'm celibate. |
(You're ugly.) |
| 1. Let's be friends. | (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing). | Let's be friends. | (You're sinfully ugly.) |
