There is no way to please a man

• If you don't let him kiss you, you don't love him
  
• If you let him, he thinks you are cheap
  
• If you praise him, he thinks you are pressuring him
  
• If you don't, he thinks you don't care
  
• If you agree to all his wants, he is abusing
  
• If you don't, you are not understanding
  
• If you want to be romantic, he thinks you want a sugar daddy
  
• If you don't, you are plain and boring
  
• If you visit him too often, he thinks you want to get married
  
• If you don't, he worries about new boyfriends
  
• If you put makeup on, he accuses you of flirting
  
• If you don't, he thinks you look like a housewife
  
• If you are jealous, he believes "It's natural for men"
  
• If you don't, he thinks "He can have his cake and eat it too"
  
• If you want a gift of flowers, he thinks "Its a waste of money"
  
• If you don't, he thinks you don't deserve it
  
• If you come early, he thinks you are an irony lady
  
• If you don't, he thinks "That's a girl's way"
  
• If you want an ambitious man, you are pushy
  
• If you don't, you don't care about his future
  
• If you help him out, his ego is injured
  
• If you don't, his feelings are hurt
  
• If you make more money than him, he cannot marry you
  
• If you don't make any, he wants someone else
  
• If he make a suggestion, he wants you to agree
  
• If you don't, you are being difficult
  
• If you say "no", he thinks you mean "try again"
  
• If you don't, he has no respect for you