Survey: If women could have a penis for one day...

A survey asked women what they would do if they woke up and
had a penis for the day. These responses were taken from the survey:

I would walk around and prod him all night long with it,
whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it.
I would write my name in the snow.
I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say 
"Where is my raise?
I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & tell him to 
roll over & see how he likes it.....
I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.
I would measure it both ways.
Pee off of a tall building.
I would get racked to see if it really hurts.
I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed.
I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.
Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is
possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.
Pin my husband/boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it.
I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet 
spot.
Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants to 
see what was the best. 
Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around.
See how many donuts I could carry with it.
Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes.