Useless facts about sex

• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
• Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 (
• Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
• Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
• Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35gallons
• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
• Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
• Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
• Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
• Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches
• Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
• Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
• Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
• Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet
• Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
• Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.
• Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall
• Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
• Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
• Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
• Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
• Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
• Average # of erections during the night: 9
• Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
• The human equvalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
• Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
• Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
• Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
• Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
• Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
• Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
• Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
• Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
• # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
• In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquours) leaves a pleasant sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey BRown, etc.
• Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie
• Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower
• It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection
• Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.