10 things a guy shouldn't do in the nude


10. Fry bacon

9. Arc weld

8. Bathe a cat

7. Operate a snow blower

6. Clear a patch of poison ivy

5. Insulate the attic with fiberglass

4. Operate a lathe

3. Present a children's television show

2. Take Mass with the Pope

And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude: 

1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk