Ten (10) things you will never hear from a man! 

10. While I’m up, may I get anything for you? 

9. I was wrong . . . you were right. I’m sorry I argued. 

8. Her breasts are just too big! 

7. Sometimes I just want to be held. 

6. Why, I would LOVE to wear a condom! 

5. We haven’t been to the mall in ages. Let’s go shopping so I can 
   hold your purse! 

4. Forget Monday Night Football! Let’s watch "Little House on the 
   Prairie." 

3. I think we’re lost. Let’s pull over and ask for directions. 

2. Men do drive and communicate poorly! That jerk didn’t use his 
   blinker! 

1. I’m really sick, but fear not. I can fend for myself.