20 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM :

1. Excitable: shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable: joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed: looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is
fixed.
4. Timid: cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
late.
5. Indifferent: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever: no hands,  fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the
floor.
7. Worried: not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous: plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or
 bug.
9. Absent-minded: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish: pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneak: farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent,knows man
    in next stall will get blamed.
12. Patient: stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free
hand.
13. Desperate: waits in long line teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough: bangs dick in bottom of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient:waits until he has to crap and then does both.
16. Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. Little: stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk: holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled: stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited: holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.