The complete collection of Men Jokes (1201-Latest)
The Complete Collection of Men Jokes


The complete collection of Men Jokes© (1201-Latest)



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  1.   I am a marvelous housekeeper.
    Every time I leave a man I keep his house
  2.   If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful.

  3.   Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you

  4.   Men are like newborn babies
    They are cute at first, but you'll get tired of picking up their crap Submitted by: Kirsti

  5.   Do you know why men are afraid to take their girl to the Zoo?
    Because they are afraid once she's seen what the elephant has, she won't go home with him. How right they are.

  6.   All men believe they know how to satisfy a woman. All smart men know when to admit they're wrong. Submitted by: Kristin

  7.   When men are born they should send them back and keep the stork Submitted by: Shamus

  8.   Q : Why do men float better than women ?
    A: because they're scum Submitted by: Doreen

  9.   Why does a man have an asshole?
    So people won't call him a total PRICK. Submitted by: Harry S

  10.   Men are like toothbrushes, you use them well and change often Submitted by: Dopey

  11.   How many divorced men does it take to cange a light bulb?
    It doesn't matter, they don't get the house anyway. Submitted by: Sqiz

  12.   Q)What's the difference between a man and a dog.
    A) The dog listens and obeys. Submitted by: Bill

  13.   What' a mans idea of hell?
    When the beer glasses have holes and the women don't Submitted by: Caroline

  14.   God created trees,
    God created lakes,
    God created men,
    Oh, we all make mistakes Submitted by: Martin

  15.   Q. What's the fastest way to a man's hearr?
    A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. Submitted by: Harry S

  16.   Man: "You know I'm a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new-age guy)
    Woman: "Really? You look more like the Compassionate, Uncomplicated, Nineties Type to me" Submitted by: Katrina

  17.   Hey, if that's a dick you have, spit it out, it doesn't belong to you. Submitted by: Kimmi

  18.   What do you call a smart man?
    A transexual Submitted by: Jenny

  19.   Men are like Road Kill
    They usually just lie around until they start to smell Submitted by: Kirsti

  20.   Men are like old car tires
    Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare one Submitted by: Kirsti

  21.   Man are like candy bars.
    You can enjoy them for a moment but regret having it for the rest of your life. Submitted by: Gutta from Iceland

  22.   What is a man after sex?
    What man?

  23.   Men can't count.
    How many times has he asked for "just one more chance"?

  24.   What is the big deal about PMS?
    So what if women want to act like men one week of the month. Submitted by: Royal

  25.   Why are men better golfers?
    They are trained to go from hole to hole Submitted by: Marika from Sweden

  26.   Sure, men have hair on their chest but so have rats Submitted by: Marika from Sweden

  27.   Impotence = when the earth's attraction is larger than the woman's. Submitted by: Marika from Sweden

  28.   How can you tell a man has had sex?
    He has some white stuff on his chin. Submitted by: Kathleen

  29.   My definition of the perfect man:
    He fucks you all night and then turns into a pizza. Submitted by: Thorunn

  30.   Q. What's the best way to bring a man to ejaculation?
    A. Who cares? Submitted by: Michelle

  31.   Why do men like blowjobs so much?
    Because men love all the jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do.

  32.   Why cant men make pancakes?
    Because they are useless tossers! Submitted by: Nathalie

  33.   The meaning of penis:
    Personal Erotic Navigation Information System Submitted by: Toon

  34.   Q: Why should men be banned from sport events?
    A: Because they have hidden two bags of testosteron between their legs. Submitted by: Toon

  35.   Q: How do you know that fairy tales are fiction?
    A: Because the prince is always smart, handsome and single! Submitted by: Toon

  36.   Q: Why look most men puzzled?
    A: Because of their Y (why) chromosome. Submitted by: Toon

  37.   Q: Why do scientist know intelligence is inherited through the mother?
    A: Because there are scientists. Submitted by: Toon

  38.   Q: Why isn't an erection forever?
    A: What goes up must come down. Submitted by: Toon

  39.   Q: Why do most men have an erection as they wake up?
    A: Because they always start up their vital systems first. Submitted by: Toon

  40.   Q: Why do men hate ballet?
    A: Because they are affraid of the Nutt Cracker. Submitted by: Toon

  41.   Q: What does a really evil wife demand in a divorce process? (beside the house)?
    A: The remote control. Submitted by: Toon

  42.   No, we don't hear the term "stupid men" very often.
    But then again. We don't say "dead corpses" either.

  43.   Q: What is the difference between a rhino and a man?
    A 1: One is a horny animal with dirty feet, big mouth and large belly. The other one is found in the zoo.
    A 2: The remote control.

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