A willy with a wallet. Submitted by Karin I'm a catholic and living with him is hell. woman2:Why? woman1: We had problems over religion. He thought he was God. Submitted by Virginia B Swallow the leader Submitted by Karen A: There's a limit to the incompetence a woman can handle. Submitted by Diana So that blind women can hate them too. Submitted by Jeff Because their mom told them not to play with strangers. Submitted by CHICH747 Because they're afraid of being returned as damaged goods. Submitted by Clementina He's got his head so far up his ass he can't see the road. Submitted by Ditsing The man's brain is empty and the woman has a heart of stone. Submitted by JSK He didn't get out in time. Submitted by JSK The other guy says "Yeah, it's drivin' me nuts!" Submitted by Darmok A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming. Submitted by Scarlett Crap comes out of both ends. Submitted by Virginia B The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." Submitted by John The PC has a bigger hard drive. Submitted by Devon A: That they are always right! Submitted by ...um... "Sexo696969" Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Submitted by MyHotBox Hey, if you're in the dark with a sexy guy, why mess with the lights? Women work all the time, men have to put up signs to so we won't miss the rare occasion. Submitted by Lindsey Because it is the only time when their stupidity isn't in the spotlight. Submitted by Susan Dispatcher "how do we get there?" Man: "Duh! big red truck!" Submitted by Joseph A: Melt them down make them into a tire and call it a Goodyear Submitted by Richard A dildo is easier to remove when it's in the way Submitted by Spike -but my aim is improving. Submitted by Angelina Because he needed someone smarter than man. Submitted by Dorothy - hot, strong, keeping me up all night but out of my system in 24 hours! Submitted by Nadira - would a female designer have put the pleasure palace next to the sewage works? Submitted by Hilma "Brace yourself, Sheila." Submitted by Dean An empty lot. Submitted by Bill & Shelly A darn good start. Submitted by Jon Women's Philosophy: If you cant fix it, return it for a new one. Men's philosophy on Sterilization: If you cant fix it, use duct tape Women's Philosophy on Sterilization: If you cant fix it, trade if for a vibrator. Submitted by Luna Large, medium, small and caucasian. Submitted by Harold (Small, medium, large and Ohhhhh-yesss!!) Added by Helene (Small, medium, large and "Damn! does that come in white?!") Added by Amanda- Brazil a) Ex-boyfriends make excellent fertilizer b) With silvered pates and crinkled napes of ex-hubbies turned in well with my hoe. Submitted by Spike So you can park in the Handicapped parking! Submitted by Schaubert So that when they pull their heads out of their asses they know who they are! Submitted by Terri They are practicing to be men. Submitted by Sherry One says "Look, a dead bird." The other looks up and says "Where, where?" Because they lose a little bit of their brains with each orgasm. Submitted by Kelly None - real men aren't afraid of the dark Submitted by Heidi Because, even the smallest banana is at least eight inches long Submitted by Gary a really stupid one tries to prove it. Submitted by Dezire Momen's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife. Submitted by Sawyer A dog is satisfied with a little petting Submitted by Michelle Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!" Submitted by Michelle They're cheap, their heads are mushy, and the really cute ones are hard to find. Submitted by Jennifer B. A: Honey Submitted by Sabrina C. A: A dog admits he has a hairy back. Submitted by Sabrina C. The house is clean Submitted by Lisa Gee They both had a headache. Submitted by Cadder 'Cause they are male! Submitted by Matt Beside reproduction, they're not much good for anything else. Submitted by Michelle "What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women" Submitted by Louise G Her: "Yes, but not with such a straight face" Submitted by Cadder "how do you know" she replied, "you are never there" Submitted by Cadder Nothing! - he couldn't think! Submitted by: Kare418 When his eyebrows are on your bush Submitted by :Shirley Hopelessly unambitious Submitted by: Bridges Dry, faded and blown Submitted by: Lars Because they are useless tossers Submitted by: Kirsten So he doesn't hang his penis out during the parade. Submitted by: Tanya Nice cowboy hat! Submitted by: Tanya 1.That there's my brand new pickup truck, and it's paid for. 2.I won this here buckle at the Calgary Stampede 3. Honest Mr. I was just helping that sheep over the fence! Submitted by: Tanya So they can pull each others' trailers. Submitted by: Tanya |
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