Dating vs Married
 
 When you are dating.....  Farting is never an issue
 When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your
 husband......  at all times
 
 When you are dating.....  He takes you out to have a good time
 When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you
 going to drink?"
 
 When you are dating.....  He holds your hand in public
 When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public
 
 When you are dating.....  A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
 When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot
 
 When you are dating.....  You are turned on at the sight of him naked
 When you are married....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this
 hairy????"
 
 When you are dating.....  You enjoyed foreplay
 When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me
 alone???"
 
 When you are dating.....  He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no
 reason
 When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets
 
 When you are dating.....  You picture the two of you together, growing old
 together
 When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
 
 When you are dating.....  Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
 When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes
 out.
 
 When you are dating.....  He knows what the "hamper" is
 When you are married....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage
 area
 
 When you are dating.....  He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
 When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
 
 When you are dating.....  He understands that you have "male" friends
 When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
 
 When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
 When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare
 
 When you are dating.....  He calls you by name
 When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking
 to others as "She."