From: Sly
IP: 206.175.110.103 UUNET, MCI Worldcom Company, Hilliard, OH
Date: 27.12.98/23:35
Eww. And you are...doing this because...?
Ever consider a man in your life? I bet you have better things to do.
From: kyle marshall
IP: 209.103.22.14 CallNet Enterprises Inc.
(email: damarshall@sprint.ca)
Date: 24.12.98/2:10
they should have a website were they dis up women like
how they dised up men in this one.
From: Tabatha Gregory
IP: 209.209.151.91 kih online, London
Date: 22.12.98/18:54
Are you gay? If not, find yourself a guy.
Or at least learn correct grammar and spelling for your jokes.
From: Franklin Moore
IP: 207.104.101.86 Pacific Bell Internet Services,Inc.
(email: frnklinj@pacbell.net | homepage: http://home.pacbell.net/frnklinj/)
Date: 17.12.98/5:53
Yahoo, brought me... Terrfic work...GREAT CONTENT!
You are a Goddess among women, really I mean it...these are great
lines that are SURE to get me laid as a sensitive guy!
Thanks Again!
It's tough to break the ice with women, being bald, 42 and single
in san diego. But a good self-deprecating joke, well, I'll have one
of you squatting on face in no time like this!
God bless you!
From fbm98@hotmail.com
Wed Dec 16 22:54:28 1998
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From: "Marko Zivcec" fbm98@hotmail.com
To: Helene
Subject: U old b...
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1998 21:53:23 PST
Hello man hater
First of all only men may dis women not the other way around.Second get
a life and a man.I bet you wouldn't make man jokes if u had a man. So
please remeber blondes are dumb and silicone based so don't
F#$% with s#@$ you can't contain.Thank you
From: Brent Hanson
IP: 134.129.111.32 North Dakota State University Computer Center, Fargo, ND
Date: 11.12.98/5:24
As a Manly man, I take offene to many of these comments. So may be true
but most are not
Subject: Response
Date: Wed, 9 Dec 1998 14:20:10 -0800
From: Scott Strader ScottSt@rocf.com
Hehehehehe, pretty funny, I'll give you that. But there are a
few thingsI wanted to point out:
Re: Joke 39
Men not only have larger brains than dogs, but recent studies
have shown that men have, on average, have somewhere in the
neighborhood of 4,000,000,000 more brain cells than women. No shit,
I'm being serious.
Re: Joke 41
There is a much thinner book. It's called Women & Reason.
Re: Joke 62
So all this glass ceiling crap over the years has been a
crock? All of a sudden women drive the business world?
Re: Joke 66
I'm a bachelor and I find I must settle stupid broads.
I'd LOVE to date a woman with my intellectual abilities,
but I have a better chance of meeting Big Foot.
Finally, how do you find time to publish all these jokes?
Surely there's a 50% off sale on some shoes that were originally
marked up 500%. And aren't you late for an appointment to get
robbed by your hair stylist?
Nothing personal. All in good fun, just like your site, right?
Maybe not............... you do go to great lengths with the male
bashing. I'll let you go, I know Rosie's probably coming on, and
there's always QVC.
Subject: No wonder they think that women are stupid
Date: 5 Dec 1998 14:55:50 -0000
From: Joanna Riggs noneed@towrite.myemail
Time: Sat, 05-Dec-1998 14:55:50 GMT
IP: 212.229.8.58 DEMON INTERNET, London UK
No wonder men think that women are inferior! You set a bad example
of us all... This site is more offensive to us than to men!
Get a life and find yourself a boyfriend and then maybe you will
learn what are the pleasures in life.
And if you are gay at least repect us women who like them!
:-(
From: IP: 203.12.160.250 Australian Network Information Center, Dickson AUS
Date: 29.11.98/1:55
this page SUX!!!!
From: IP: 194.83.59.162 Boston College of FE, UK
Date: 27.11.98/13:40
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
From: Lindsey
IP: 209.214.96.22 BellSouth.net Inc. Atlanta, GA
(email: imay17@bellsouth.net)
Date: 25.11.98/17:56
okay, so you have all of this spare time to just sit around and make fun of
men...sounds to me like you have no life at all. your jokes aren't even funny,
they're lame, stupid, and sound like repeat blonde jokes. why in the world
would any female be so against males? apparently you haven't had any luck
in the dating area. seriously, grow up!!!
From: Valerie
IP: 205.217.16.216 Cable & Wireless USA, Northwestern Indiana Telephone
(email: rkv@netnitco.net | homepage: http://expage.com/page/P00kiebare)
Date: 9.11.98/17:47
Youre page sucks. Those jokes werent even funny! I have seen way better
pages with more up to date jokes that werent so lame. I think you need to
go through those jokes and start deleting some. I understand that this is
supposed to be some revenge type of site for all the jokes on women but
you should have done a better job!
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Fri Nov 6 21:59:27 1998
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From: The Kovachs kovach@crown.icongrp.com
To: feedback@menjokes.com
Subject: dumb
id like to know if the girls who make these jokes about how stupid guys
are if u are gay cause why else would u make fun of a guy if u wherent
Date: Mon, 19 Oct 1998 13:06:48 +0200
From: ncartt jalal@yahoo.com
I am a man and love sweet girl send to me on the folowing e- mail adress
nabeelbh1969@yahoo.com
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To: Helene
Subject: get a life
you're really pathetic for sponsoring this sight. Equivalent, I would
say, to the stupidity of KKK propaganda or Bible thumping evangelists.
Haven't you got anything better to do with your time? Psychologically
speaking, this endeavor is merely an attempt to attract other negative
fools into your company. - An effort to gain chums in the "misery loves
company" phenomenon. Enjoy clucking around with your hen-pals.
From: shut up
IP: 205.188.195.33 America Online, Inc. Sterling, VA
(email: dieselg1rl@aol.com)
Date: 12.10.98/2:57
YOU HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM, YOU LESBIAN. I LOOKED AT
YOUR MAIL, i DIDNT FIND ANYONE THAT LIKED YOUR JOKES,
THEY ALL SUCKED, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A NEW
HOBBY.
From: Men up in Arms
IP: 24.1.80.34 @Home Network. Redwood City, CA
(host: Degratinghumor.com)
Date: 5.10.98/2:50
Sometimes the jokes you put up are funny, but some need to be takin down.
l can enjoy humor but sometimes this strikes a cord with some men in a
hurtfull way. So your telling us we need to make a site exclusivly to
demoralize women? l'm above that. Sometimes when you cast stones in
glass houses it can be painfull. Realize that humor is a part of life but taking it
too far is absurb. We want to be comforted and pampered just like you.
Relax on the point l am making. And the point is Humor is funny not
degrating unless you cross the line.
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From: bob goo@hotmail.com
To: Helene
Subject: willing to bet a man did most of the work in putting up website.
willing to bet a man did most of the work in putting up website.
From: Marvin
IP: 207.181.99.206 Netcom Canada Inc. Toronto ON. CA
(email: smarvins@netcom.ca)
Date: 30.9.98/3:53
Sorry, Helene, but your "jokes" are not really jokes because they make fun
of people, victimize them, and hurt their feelings. It is true that the
blond/Jewish/Polish etc. "jokes" do the same thing, but they are not jokes
either, are they? Yes, it is true that women have been put down for years --
and now, when men are being put down, it is also true that two wrongs
never did, still don't, and never will make a right. A "joke" that makes
someone cry or feel upset is NOT a joke. Sorry.
From: girlz
IP: 207.19.255.2 UUNET Technologies, Inc. ABS-CBN InfoDyne, Inc.
(email: cheesez@goplay.com)
Date: 28.9.98/11:00
You are so not funny
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From: "holly" <holly@cancom.net>
To: < Helene >
you know what you could take your jokes and stick them.
Because they blow.
From: greg
IP: 205.188.198.31 America Online, Inc. Sterling, VA
(host: gregflrt)
Date: 12.9.98/7:20
seems to me that if women would spend less time being interestd in what car
we drive and how much mony we made and get to know a guy before they
go out with them then they would have a better chance of meeting someone
who dose really care for them. when you point a finger at someone you
always get three pointing back true most of us are not dream men but take a
good look in the mirror sometime and you may be suprised at what you see.
ps if you want someone anyone to love you you must first love
yourself.obveously women now prefer to hate hmmmmm maby your
becomming more and more like the men you dislike. just a few thoughts.
peace.
From IP: 130.244.171.42 Swipnet AB SWEDEN
Date: 9.9.98/0:08
hey bitch u can take ur lesbo frends and go suck on a vibrator or
sumthin so u get off cos u need it. your jokes are so lame they
smell and so do you i
agree u should put a picture of yourself on the page insted to
make it atleast a bit funny cos now its only lame i could make a
page better then this with a blindfold and listen up:
Q: Why did the women cross the road?
A: More to the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: Have you seen the mess snails make?
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and a washing
machine?
A: Both drip when fucked.
Q: What's the difference between...
1) A woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't go "Schluck" when you take your meat out of it.
2) A woman and a washing machine?
You don't have to hug a washing machine after you put your
load in it.
3) A woman and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A: 'cause they're ugly and they smell.
Q: Why do women get periods?
A: Cause they deserve them.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can moan and fuck at the same time.
Q: Why don't women's guts fall out of their cunts ? A: 'Cause of
the vacuum in their heads!
Q: Have you heard about the new blonde paint?
A: It's cheap, not too bright and spreads easily.
yeah, and shut up cos ur nothin!
From IP: 209.183.132.219 Golden Triangle On-Line, Ontario CA
(host: )
Date: 4.9.98/20:27
you should call this site www.lesbian.com
From: Crusader
IP: 206.83.79.95 Concentric Network Corporation San Jose, CA
(email: crusader@myownemail.com)
Date: 31.8.98/13:10
The only "joke", here, is your witless, pandering Web site itself. It's so
pathetically politically correct I can hardly keep from vomiting, as a matter of
fact. Get a life (as well as a brain) you no-class, ditzy broad!
From jcurtin@ajb.dni.us
IP: 204.168.15.4 NYSERNET American Job Bank/NYS Department of Labor
To: Helene
From: James Curtin
Subject: Men Jokes
I stumbled upon your men jokes site.
Though there were one or two that I got a chuckle out
of most seemed to be just nasty and crass.
Just like blond jokes.
What a pity.
From: YOU SUCK
IP: 196.25.175.102 Telkom SA Ltd.Roggebaai,ZA/ Improtech Midrand, ZA
(email: YOUSUCK@YOURHOMEPAGE.co.za)
Date: 26.8.98/17:50
YOU REALLY SUCK!!!!
From IP: 152.163.207.84 America Online Reston, VA
Date: 26.8.98/2:12
I am a woman and I think that your page sucks. None of your "jokes" are
even close to true and they are the dumbest jokes that I have ever seen in
my life. I have a very wonderful boyfriend and I have never seen a "bad"
man. This is a waste of net space
Lalala" <haha@muhaha.com>
Tue Aug 25 15:09:05 1998
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Subject: Hmm
You know what,
if this site was the same but had jokes about women,
some offensive,some not,some nice,some sucky,feminists,
especially in the u.s. would start sewing all the men on earth
for disrespecting women and all the similar stuff.
Some of the jokes on your site were funny.Some however stereotype
men seriously.Just like jokes with blondes,jews,blacks,etc.
I don;t think there are many people who will laugh at such jokes
because as it seems (since there are 750 men jokes,and some pretty
offensive) that they are mentioned cause of anger.
And this is not what jokes are supposed to be.
Jokes are to make you smile,and not to humiliate someone.If the "joke"
offends someone then it's not a joke,it's an insult.
And you know what.Most women have these stupid stereotype theoires
about men like "they only think with their lower head" "they are
stupid" "they only care about sex" "they are wrong,we are right"
etc. ,probably cause they are so dumb themselves that they
couldn't find a decent human (notice i say human,not man) to see
how life is. And most of the younger women and girls,in order to
sound experienced or such they learn all this stupid shit and think
all men are the same animals,dickheads,pigs,etc.
Same thing applies with men,some of them have several "quotes of
wisdom" and many younger men learn these so to sound more "cool"
and "masculine" You have to understand that this getting us nowhere.
It just promotes the fight of sexes.
You also mention this:
"Swedish women never expect men to open doors for them, or in any
other way act according to "old fashioned chivalry" But men who
want success with women do it anyway, knowing that little extra
gesture that is not expected, makes a great difference. Swedish
women do however always expect respect from men."
Well,i met several swedish and scandinavian women in general and
i can say that they are probably the best women in the world.Of
course i can't generalise but at least the majority of them were
very nice.And also when compared to selfish women,who think they
are the best like greek,italian,etc. But none would appreciate if
i opened a door for her or such.In fact most of them wouldn't care,
would consider it stupid,or a cheap way to impress her.Some might
also think that i do it just to get her to bed (at least a feminist
would think that)
It seems like you don't understand what respect means.
Respect is also mutual.Respect someone who treats you with
respect. don't respect someone who does not respect you,simple.
And it doesn't mean to do all this crappy and typical "savoir vivre"
stuff. If a woman opens a door for me,i won't care about it,if she
does it only for a typical reason.
When you do something you must have a reason to do it,not do it
just cause you heard it's nice to do it. You have to respect someone
as a human,no matter if he is a man or a woman.
For your information,i don't like jokes with blondes,as they are
pretty stupid.(the jokes,not the blondes) Not because they have women
in them,but they're just plain stupid and they stereotype people.
Obviously the persons (notice i said persons,not men ) who came up
with these jokes had serious problems. They could be either men who
were assholes and couldn't ever get a woman(not only a blond)
but maybe they also were women.Someone, at the time where blonde jokes
where all over said "why are blonde jokes so short" "so that brunettes
can remember them". Pretty stupid but it may be so.
If you make fun of someone because you want to humiliate him,then
it's not a joke. And i don't say this to you and your men jokes only.
Pure and good humor lies not in humiliation. someone who tries to make
others laugh by making others cry is a pathetic loser.
And most of the men jokes i saw at your pages were stereotypes.As are
jokes with women. Face it,you're a woman,you can't change it.and
someone else is a man. He can't change it (some could say yes,if he
had an poeration or such)
And also not all men sit all day in the couch watching tv,drinking,
saying dirty jokes with friends, disrespect their women,etc. and not
all women go with any man they find on the street,are stupid,are only
good for bed,etc.
The world must realize that humor is a great advantage,but it's not the
quantity ,but the quality that counts. Only stupid people who don't
have the brain to understand laugh with stupid jokes.
This mail isn't hostile ,it wasn't meant to be, and it was not
written to attack you. I'm not reffering to you only in this mail but
to everyone in general. I just saw what other people said and also didn't
like the stereotypes you present (i don't say you make these up but
you have put them up in a site)
I suggest we leave all this stupid gender fight crap apart and try to
seek love and true humor.
*smile*
muhaha36@hotmail.com
I think this guy is really believing he is
doing me a favour by trying to teach me the meaning of humor. The kind of
humor he can understand and enjoy.
I'm so sorry "muhaha" but you got it all wrong from the start and should
probably have saved yourself the trouble. But we had a laugh
reading your mail last night and maybe others will too, so I'll publish it
for the world to learn from your wisdom. Oh yes, by the way, my husband
had a comment on your letter;
"that guy should work on his self-esteem instead of making it his
mission to send self-righteous mail to people who enjoy a joke or two..."
I can only agree.
/Helene
Like the first letter wasn't enough... then
this arrived;
From muhaha36@hotmail.com '
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From: "C K" <muhaha36@hotmail.com>
To: Helene
Subject: :P
Sat, 29 Aug 1998 15:25:52 PDT
your husband says:
"tell that man he should work on his self-esteem instead
of making it his mission to send self-righteous mail to people
who enjoy a joke or two..."
Well i say to your husband to work his mind instead of making it
his mission to criticize others,as he has the infinite knowledge and
is the only one who laughs with good jokes.
I think that you only say these things cause it's your wife's page,
otherwise you wouldn't be so supportive,mr Macho,Rambo,Funny,Humorist.
Obviously you are the one who is perfect and judges others.
And don't you dare tell about me,before you judge me take a look
at you.
I didn't have any mission to teach you or others that what i say is
correct .but you know what?
You didn't say anything too!You didn;t actually reply!
I have no intention of teaching you the meaning of humor,it would
be a waste of time and i'm not an expert in humor too.(only you are)
I never said that i am right and others are wrong.
You never criticized yourself though,you just say that anyone who
laughs with the stuff you have in your page is a good person and all
others are stupid enough not to understand humor.
You don't want to discuss anything or have a debate.
Of course you can get away with it by saying "no time for such crap" or
"i don't need to discuss"
And you think that the jokes you laugh at are funny and others are
stupid. Humor is subjective,you may laugh at something someone might
not,not because you're smarter however and you have a greater sense
of humor As expected you will most likely interpret the letter the
way you want but won't answer or examine any point.
I didn't say your page sucks.I said that some of the jokes are plain
stupid and offensive,while others are funny ones.
Obviously you think that any joke that contains a man is funny,otherwise
how do you explain your site has only men jokes.
"don't get mad,get even"
"how many men jokes are there?
none they're all true"
(yeah,that's funny too,laugh everyone)
Jokes are not to humiliate but just to make fun.
But of course now you'll say that i'm trying to teach everyone about
meaning of humor right? That's what you did to my previous mail.
And look who's talking about self righteousness:
you say to keep my preachings for humor to myself,but you say you
have humor and that if someone doesn't laugh he's an idiot.
Your jokes are based on stereotypes and on what some idiots have
done and some others have generalized.
And since you're the most funny person why didn't you make a page
with jokes in general and not only jokes for men?
Oh yeah,i forgot,only the men jokes you have are funny and have
humor.Right?
If you noticed i haven't mentioned women jokes as a way of "revenge"
or "attack" cause simply most of them are stupid.
Oh,and how low self esteem you have: "the funny girls webring"
Well,will you answer to any of this or will you again put your husband
to answer or say that "many are pissed off,you don't know what humor
is,you shouldn't have come in the first place,etc"
You thought that your reply was funny too right?
Hahahahahahha,i laughed my ass off,hhahah,really funny.
Also you and your "man" criticized me personally.
I can do this if you want,but i didn't just to show to people that you
really don't have nothing to say and try desperately to attack in order
to show how right you are.
Reall was there any mail telling you "you are wrong here" and then you
say "i admit it,yes,i'm wrong"
And you still talk about my self esteem...
... I rest my case....
/Helene
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 98 11:40:22 Central Daylight Time
From: Ken "yo" Markovic <ken.markovic@gte.net>
Oh you guys will never learn...We could make up the same prayer
for you guys too...and this will be true....Women just say all
of those things from reading to much or listening to their
friends messed up lives or something along those lines..
( want me to explain more)
Subject: Excuse me
Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1998 16:03:00 EDT
From: DJChowder7@aol.com
Yes hello,
I read your "why diamonds are better than men" thing and i disagree with
number 11. Not all men have smelly feet. and i was wondering, have you had
expierience with smelly feet on YOUR man?
~Ken
I have a page with gender jokes called
"Blonde's Medical and Computer dictionaries" and this mail is in response
to one of the "Medical Definitions" there.
From canna@isomedia.com Sun Aug 16 00:50:21 1998
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Subject: Re: Form posted
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 23:52:58 -0700
From: Carolyn Reeder <canna@isomedia.com>
To: Helene
I take offense to your referencing gentiles to private body parts.
Are you jewish?
If you take offense I suggest you stay off my site.
You have entered a jokes site, if the content of this site
does not suit you, then use the handy "back" button on your
browser.
..no, I am not Jewish, why? Are you?
Subject: Re: Form posted
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1998 19:19:24 -0700
From: canna@isomedia.com (Carolyn)
Am I jewish? Maybe, maybe not, but that's not the point. The point is
"hate talk." Isn't there a law about that now? If you were denigrating
(look it up in the dictionary) any other race, blacks, asians,... jewish?!
you'd be taken to task by those groups, at least. But everyone feels
it's ok to slander and disparage whites caucasians (whom the jew like to
refer to a gentiles). And I have seen this same "joke" series in a card
sent between two jewish people, with the effect of belittling and
humilating a non-jew employee. No doubt you're not white (non-jew) or
you would at least have some sense of honor concerning your own people.
Your real "menjokes" seem ok, funny but not mean. But this joke has no
other purpose than to spread racial dissension.
As for staying off the internet if I'm offended about something, that's
nonsense. You have a site, an electronic store of sorts, and I and anyone
have every right to peruse your "merchandise" and complain if it is racially
or morally offensive -- not only right, but responsiblity.
I wish people like you had the common sense to just walk away from what
they don't like.
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Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 22:52:27 -0400
From: "Doug Dantini" <doug-13@worldnet.att.net>
To: < Helene >
do you suck or swallow?
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Subject: male bashers
To: Helene
Yes like most women
your brain is so small, the only humor you can come up with is this garbage
Yes I can see your another female full of envy of men
Women couldn`t make it in life without men
you couldn`t even tame a horse if you needed to get somewhere
Your jokes suck
Get a life
Get help
your lame and an ugly blonde
bet you eat pussy
About the pussy-eating - it's not my preference, but the sad part is that
if it was, you'd probably get all turned on about it.
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From: "V. N. Fazi" vfazi@snet.net
To: Helene
Subject: YOU DYKE
From: Wes
IP: 152.163.213.178 America Online Reston, VA
(email: Eskhaton@aol.com)
Date: 19.7.98/4:11
You "love men, IF they have a sense of humor"? Well, how do you know
which men have a sense of humor? I'll bet you're referring to the ones who
laugh at YOUR jokes? Gee, you must be as self-absorbed and
self-righteous as the men you poke fun at.
From: Anti Feminist Mary
IP: 194.133.100.98 Global One Oak Hill, VA
Date: 5.7.98/1:06
Iam am an anti feminist.Women should stay in the kitchen.Men are our
masters and we should accept that.Me being a women over the years i have
realised women are 2nd class and this site proves that.
From: Dmitry Safonov <safonov@mindspring.com>
Date: Sun, 21 Jun 1998 01:11:23 +0000
Subject: you must have no life at all
if u have this site, u must be, ummm, *koff* lol, but the site is mad
funny, but also dumb
:)
A Man
From: "Curt G." <lapermuff@earthlink.net>
Subject: ...deep thoughts by lapermuff...
Date: Sat, 09 May 1998 12:11:20 +0200
American women are the world's richest, healthiest, most
long-lived, and politically free group that ever lived in the history
of the human race. It wasn't that dyke Pat Schroeder (the NOW hag) who
gave them this world either. And this is what we get? I've heard
allot of jokes about women, but never have I heard a joke that
involved killing them. You say that you don't hate men, but after
listing 750 jokes about them you must have some kind of obsession.
Could you imagine how all the little feminist would react to a page
with 750 jokes about women, with some that involved killing them? They
would be shouting "sexist pig," would they not? If the feminist would
quit licking each other's cats and take their time to find a decent
man (yes, they do exist), then maybe they would loose their hatred.
I think it's time that certain people realize that feminism and
chivalry can never co-exist. Maybe treating women with such respect
will churn their stomachs because they don't want to face the fact
that there are many differences between the sexes. You don't see as
many men opening a door, or yielding to a woman at at stopsign that
was so customary long ago. This can be applied to anything else and
it may be fine and dandy for the feminist. But if you ever regret
loosing your protective status-- don't bitch to men about it.
-just some thoughts from a 22 year-old college bum.
Take care.
Date: 27.4.98/20:08
BigGuy (suckmy@dick.com / no homepage ) wrote:
What a crock. I found the link at Twoeys. I have looked around it to find
something worth laughing at and all I find is silly pointless feminist
lesbian propaganda. why do you do this anyway? Real women don't need to bash
guys, real women just show some skin and they get ther way. I am not
humorless. I have a great sense of humor, all my friends say I have the best
humor site. My girlfriend always laugh at my jokes and she said this site
stinks too. My girlfriend is a real woman. I think you should stop this because
some girls use these lists in school and its not good.
>Date:Tue, 21 Apr 1998 12:43:43 -0700
>From: YourName
>Organization: Peel Board of Education Meadowvale S.S
>To: Helene
>
> this site sucks I do make a better one with my eyes closed and since I'm
> a man you'd better stop making these stupid , not very funny jokes.
>
> And for the record $5 says that your a stupid blonde.
>
> so suck on that
>
> ~~NOODLES~~
> (THIS IS MY HANDLE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW)
Date: 27.3.98/23:08
Angus Young (snakebites@cyberdude.com / no homepage ) wrote:
How old are you? it seems like you are three years old or something.
But du är en cp:ig jävla fjolla som förmodligen är ordförande för lesbisk
front so FUCK OFF!!!
For those who can't undertand swedish, this boy obviously thinks I am "a
fucking floosy who suffers from cp- (cerebral paresis, a brain disorder)
and I am probably the chairman of 'Lesbian Front'..."
Date: 21.3.98/3:21
Kris Best (Kris_Best@hotmail.com / no homepage ) wrote:
hey how are you this is a pretty neat page but i have one thing to say....couldn't
you do better??
i mean....if you get jokes that were originally blond jokes don't put them in they
arn't funny.
look not to bitch you out like some of these idiots that think that there tough,
but i could do better like.....what's the simalarity between men and a parking
lot??? all the good ones are taken and the rest are handy caped... i think its
funny, you should put it on your site. well have fun and don't listen to those
bozo's that write you... hey..write me....if you want...i'll write back
keep up the FUNNY ones :)
the nice guy
Ok.. I know you are only trying to be nice here, just wanted to mention that the
"parking lot joke" is #51 out of 974 on my list.
>Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 22:07:18 -0500
>From: cmp <cmp@p3.net>
>
>bite me lezo
> Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 22:33:07
> From: "James"
>
>More god damn male bashing!!! Don't you get it, we're not all the same.
>Its not like First Wives Club or anything! Its like me making a blonde joke
>and saying it applies to all women.
>
>-How are blondes and turtles alike?
>-When they're on their backs they're screwed.
>
>-Why do blondes have square tits?
>-They forgot to take the tissues out of the box
>
>-How do you drown a blond?
>-Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
Date: 8.3.98/1:02
BigFella (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
I found a link from Twoey's and I must say I have been trying hard to see the
fun in this.
Little lady, all you do is pour gasoline on a fire we don't want burning. Women
are spoiled rotten today, men are wimpy creatures sniffing their crotches,
begging for crumbs at their table.
There is no reason to keep tellin all these jokes, you have already won this
match. Stop this feminist propaganda and be a woman instead, the loving
tender person God wanted you to be
Date: 24.2.98/18:00
Ben I'anson (ben_ianson@geocities.com /
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/BIAnson ) wrote:
Sexsist bitch! You are female you are satans spawn.
DIE
Date: 15.2.98/16:35
Azrielle (pyronya@yahoo.com / no homepage ) wrote:
ocay, jokes, right. wrong. u aren't funny. i mean, yeah,
take a good bash at the guys, that's fine. that's hardly the
issue here. the issue is the term 'jokes'. u are not funny.
i suggest u go out and have a good bitch with ur
girlfriends and pick up some good jokes there, ocay. that
may help with the haha scale
Date: 6.2.98/12:33
X X (xxx@XX.edu / no homepage ) wrote:
You must be fat. I bet you need a man. Do you smell bad? If you had a
man, you would take this page down. Men are good. Don't say these hurtful
things about us, you fat dyke. I prove men have feelings, you obese hog.
Suck gravy you lesbian walrus.
Because I am sensitive, so your page is wrong, you skanky porkchop. I bet
you eat grass, like a fat cow. Moo. moo. mooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Sincerely,
X X. X, PhD
Department of Environmental Health
(address phone nr and email removed since the person who signed this
of course used the name and address of an innocent)
Now, if he was a PhD in Psychology, there would be something to
worry about, but judging from the level of insults the author of
this would be around age 12-15.
And then we have this woman I really shouldn't have bothered with,
but you know how it is, once you start discussing something..
it just goes on..
Date: Mon, 19 Jan 1998 12:44:54 PST
From: <removed, but aparently some girl@hotmail.com>
<SNIP>
>...."ANYBODY that puts themselves in front of the world to get a laugh has
>a very low self esteem. men always feel they have to prove something to
>themselves and crack jokes and make themselves feel good. you should let
>those jokes pass and say "oh well, it is in thier nature to do those
>things" but we are women. come on now and grow up"...
<SNIP>
>..."YOU HAVE CHILDREN??? what do you do?
>crack jokes about men to their father? my heart goes out to poeple like
>you...."
<SNIP>
>..."i have alot of patients like you with alot of hurts. are you currently
>seaking counceling? i would advise you to. if you have children and are
>that hurt by men."
>
>i will have you in my prayers also.
>
>from DR. Something PhD EdD
....who also wrote me these touching words:
<SNIP>
"i didn't find these jokes very funny. i've heard them all
before....except they were originally blonde/woman jokes. somebody
needs to get some more imagination and come up with their own ideas"
<SNIP>
"ADVICE if you don't like the blonde jokes....dye your hair."
..."let these jokes pass and say "oh well..." ?
*sigh*
What a boring life that would be. I actually laugh at blonde jokes, they
inspire me. Why do I have to be a bitter, broken, hurt and sad woman
to have this page? Is there no way to broaden that narrow mind of yours
and realize there are actually people in this world who happen to enjoy life?
..."it is in thier nature to do those things but we are women..."
The difference between you and me are that you are the one who *really* carry
prejudice against men.
..."are you currently seaking counceling?"
*snig* Poor Lady Doctor with her fancy degree,
(if that is really the case, I doubt it when I see your spelling and grammar...)
You really have to make sure all people feel just as miserable as you do,
then keep them down. Maybe throw in some Prozac...?
and yet another deep reply:
>yes, let the jokes pass AKA get a life. it is a proven fact that men
>have a tendency to crack jokes to look mocho in front of other friends.
>they don't mean it to sound mean to us women, they want their image with
>their buddys to look mocho.yes, you probably like it when people laugh
>at your jokes. you are at the center of attention, and you love it. Why
>don't you find what is hurting deep inside you, fix the problem, and see
>if you have the urge to make jokes anymore.There is more to life than
>making jokes.When i hear jokes(good ones) i laugh too, but the carrier
>of the jokes loves to hear me laugh, and loves the fact that he/she can
>please someone.it's really sad, but it's the truth.
Enough already!
These are jokes and you can't very well walk around believing it's
your job to tell people what's funny and what's not.
Just accept the differences. Try to be a bit tolerant!
Date: 11.1.98/4:10
fucker (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
fuck you bitch
you dont know how a hard cock feels and if you did
you wouldnt keep this lame site online. I could
fuck you so hard your little pussy would hurt for
a week and you would still want more, you need a man
you lesbo bitch
Date: 25.12.97/18:54
Greg (fuckme@ihateyou.com / http://non.of.your.fucken/business/ )
wrote:
Fucking shit page!
You are one ugly motherfucken biatch and I think
the jokes you dish out are just too lame to be
worth a puke. They arent funny and most of them are
just stolen blond jokes but some stuff changed.
Blond jokes are much better!!!
Eat shit and die lesbian bitch.
Date: 22.12.97/8:44
Mike (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
Fuck off die bitch
From: z44@webtv.net
1997-12-09 kl 18:01
Subject:
where are all the jokes u pig
Date: 23.11.97/19:9
poco (poco1@globalsite.net / no homepage ) wrote:
i think all men aren't as bad as you say they are and
some are romantic and sweet
Date: 22.11.97/5:21
melinda (mweaver@excitemail.com / no homepage ) wrote:
This page SUCKS!!!!!!!!
Date: 21.11.97/1:6
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Date: 15.11.97/0:32
Ricardo Geneia (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
You sad poor man (this is not a woman's site, there is
a company behind this shit.) I have read your jokes and feel
so sorry for you. Find a good shrink. This is not fun.
You only only feed the femeniests around the world.
We don't need that.
Date: 12.11.97/4:7
DANIEL LUNDY (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
YOU ARE ALL HOMOSEXUAL BITCHES WHO CANT GET ANY
FROM REAL MEN BUT INSTEAD GO TO EACH OTHER.
Date: 8.11.97/5:25
nate (naterbater@aol.com / no homepage ) wrote:
you should include a picture of yourself on the page, i bet that would be a lot
funnier than all of this lame collaberation of communist cunt propoganda!!!!
Subject: Stupid bitch page
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 05:12:24 -0400
> I bet you never had a huge dick in your life.
> This bitch page is crap the only good thing was the 75 resons for
> bitches to shut up. Stay wit the cookin recpes, thats what women
> should do on www.
>
> Martin W
I bet you wish you had a huge dick yourself, Martin.
Subject: Yer Men Joke Page
Date: Tue, 4 november 1997 08:54
>Ok, im not gonna call u some fat ugly whore with nothing better to do than
>create this page....
>
>What I am gonna say is
>
>BOY DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!!!
>
>Some of the jokes are funny, but some are just plain dumb!
>But hey, who am i to complain, i mean, i got a dirty joke site, and some of
>my jokes are REALLY GOOD and some are horible. Anyways...check out my page at
>
>http://removed.removed.com/removed/
>
>and please sign the guest book while your there
>
>From
> THE MAN OF ALL MEN
Subject: mens jokes
Date: Sat, 01 Nov 1997 10:27:55 -0800
From:a guy
To: Helene
>What do you call a really despairet man?
>A gyno!
>
*cringe* ...men and women are different...
Date: 25.10.97/15:19
Unknown (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
Fuck off, motherfucker!!!
Date: 17.10.97/16:19
eZbOb (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
Come on bitch, u cant be serioz??? Im pizzin on
yer page.
Date: 12.10.97/0:18
Martin (Marta@usa.net / no homepage ) wrote:
I was looking for jokes and found this. I mean
seriously... JOKES are supposed to be funny!!
This is not even close to humor, this is female
silliness!
Subject: Lamer of the month
Date: Wed, 08 Oct 1997 22:02:42
>Check this out
>Your jokes are cheesier then the blonde who wrote them. Man are your
>jokes lame If your gona try at least be creative fuk was that shit so
>lame. try this out
>
>What is the major cause of women abuse?
>They don't fucken listen
>
>What do women and turtles have in common?
>When they're on thier back theyer both fucked
>
>How do you fix a broken dish washer ?
>You slap her in the head
>or
>what to fat chicks and mopeds have in common, they're both fun to ride
>till your friends see you.
>
>Well biatch catch you on the flip side.
>
>12Inch
Date: 13.9.97/0:21
Al (bigal@hotmail.com / no homepage ) wrote:
yeah? and where do you get off insulting men?
You should be in the kitchen doing dishes, not by the
computer, you little twat
Date: 12.9.97/13:14
John (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
this is the most useless page I have
ever seen, men are not like THAT!
Date: 11.9.97/22:8
mark (no email / no homepage ) wrote:
OK, I give up... Where are the funny jokes??? Maybe three out of ten items
in the Victoria Secret list were humorous, but that's about it... Keep trying
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 1997 11:19:21 -0400
You must really hate men! Why are you so bitter? Lesbian? Feminist, or just plain
ugly and in desperate need of attention? Maybe you need a real man
to shut you up. I could show you what a real man can do, but you probably are
too ugly to fuck - bitch! If you ever had a man you would know this page
is all crap.
Remove this shit from the web and get laid instead, you need it.
Mr Big
Från: Jeremy Cannon jake@accessus.net
Date: den 4 september 1997 14:36
Subject: (no subject)
Date: den 4 september 1997 14:36
I'm curious, what proposed this idea for the page. Is it this feminism
garbage or the ridiculous blonde jokes? And that thing about the tree on
how a man chooses his clothes. Not true, I plan out how to wear my
shirts. I have lots of 'em, so I have to plan.
--
"I'm gonna make love to ya woman, gonna lay you down by the fire.
And caress your womanly body, make ya moaoaoan and perspire.
Gonna kiss those juices flowin', we makin' love, baby, love, baby,
love, love, love, love, love, baby!" -- Chef (South Park)
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 14:25:06 -0400
do you have something against men you little bitch?????????
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