The messages displayed here are sent to me as feedback for my page, coming from people I
don't know or have corresponded with before. That makes the messages public and I have chosen to
publish all submitted information like IP numbers and mail addresses.
From: Sidney Burrows
IP: 209.214.197.206
email: sebj@bellsouth.net
Date: 2000-07-19/05:24
I'm a sixty-five year old man. I was married twice and had four children.
Had I been through your site when I was young, I don't think I would have
married even the first time. I had no idea that women had such an attitude
toward men.
From: linda
IP: 209.240.200.144 NETBLK-WEBTV-BLK1, 2593 Coast Ave. Mountain View, CA
Email: elizlin@webtv.net
Date: 2000-06-03/10:01
Helene,I am deeply offended and dissapointed that a woman would create a site like this!
Women have always claimed that they were different from men in the sense of being more
caring,sensitive and nurturing than men are and that the world would be a better place if
women had more influence. Your site gives the lie to that sentiment. Wome it seems are
just as full of hatred,bigotry and prejudice as any typical hate group such as nazis or kkk.
Groups that hate people that are different from them and can only relate to them as
subhumans worthy only of being degraded and ridiculed. Your constant assertions of your
heterosexualty fit easily under the "lady doth protest too much" heading. If the men making
the blonde jokes that angered you so much you started this site in retaliation, told you
that you shouldnt be offended because after all they have wives or girlfriends, would that
have alleviated your anger? All the men who engage in rape or sexual harrassment or domestic
violence are all heterosexual, yet that doesnt stop anyone from correctly concluding that
they must hate women in order to behave lke that toward them. So why do you think that the
fact that you are in a relationship with a man proves that you cannot be a manhater?
O.J. Simpson is heterosexual so I guess it would be unfair to call him a womanhater, right?
From ICQ 28385980
Nick: Virex Name: bite
Country: Pakistan
Date: 2000-05-06
Time: 23:05
Message: You need to get a life.
From: "monique" <jazz@cintek.com>
Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 20:14:33 -0700
hey there i thin k u a re a bithc
Received: from ns.westman.wave.ca (ns.westman.wave.ca [207.161.124.1])
MBnet Networking Inc /Westman Media Cooperative Limited
by 84.cyberhost.net (8.8.5) id TAA08350; [207.161.125.162])
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2000 20:31:09 -0700
From: "R. Kucher" <rk@westman.wave.ca>
To: < Helene >
Subject: (no subject)
--------------57C94B5C4A7EABD8E6F0CF9E
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
--------------57C94B5C4A7EABD8E6F0CF9E--
Mon Mar 27 10:10:06 2000
Received: from mail6.svr.pol.co.uk
(mail6.svr.pol.co.uk [195.92.193.212])
Planet Online Limited
Received: from modem-67.titanium.dialup.pol.co.uk
([62.136.21.67] helo=stan)
From: "Paul" <Neo@glover1.freeserve.co.uk>
Subject: Funny. V.Funny
Ho ho ho ho ho....
Perhaps you should visit another site on the web - specially dedicated to
women with little or no life, or sense of humour. i'm sure you'd like it,
it's URL is www.bored-housewives.co.uk
But then again, i guess you must actually be a blond yourself, and i bet you
use the phrase 'ooooh, i've broke a nail' a awful lot too, right?
Anyway, i look forward to you equally witty reply. although i suspect it may
take some time, please feel free to ask for help, if you need it.
Love always,
Les Behan
From: Bob <zone1@hotmail.com>
Sent: 21 januari 2000 12:09
IP: 209.182.57.164 Colossus, Inc. Minden, NV
(same guy who also tried to make the same point with this one)
I love it when women bash men because that makes it o.k. for men
to bash women and that always gives me a real good laugh. I now
love to see men bash women!
I never used to be like this but since all this man-bashing
started i laugh my socks off when I hear of women being raped,
battered and generally abused by men. If i witnessed a rape or
other such attack on a women I'd laughingly walk on, without
lifting a finger, a lot of men I know would too.
Obviously women are not intelligent enough to see the link
between cause and effect, action and reaction, but then again
who cares... not me! It's the woman that suffers so women should
care but they don't, either that or they lack the intellect to
see the connection
From: Brett
IP: 24.4.252.76 @Home Network
Date: 2000-01-19/23:29
Okay, the arguements that attempt to justify these jokes are that
men make jokes about women and/or that they are just jokes and if
you don't like them leave.
Responding to the first arguement. Yes men do make jokes about women,
but two wrongs do not make a right. Men jokes are bad, Women Jokes are
bad. Period.
"They are just jokes, leave if you don't like them." Hmmm....I think
I will make a racist/bigot site and call all black people n*****s and
all jewish people k***s. I'll add punchlines to all my offensive comments
and I'll call them jokes. Of course it will be acceptable because anyone
who doesn't like it can leave. And if any jewish people or black people
emailed me because they were offended it would be "silly" and I would call
those people insecure.
Now I'm sure Helene will come up with a snappy response like she always
does and try to contradict everything I say, but regardless of what she
comes back with think about how you would like it if your young and
impressional daughter surfed onto this site.
Normal people make occasional jokes about the opposite sex just for fun
and laughs, but they don't go and make a public website with those kind of
jokes knowing impressional young children may see it and not understand
everything to be a joke.
Helene:
Dear Brett, of course you are quite right about the fact that two wrongs
do not make a right, but I don't believe neither Blonde Jokes nor Men Jokes
are wrong in any way so it's not the issue here.
The issue is you are afraid young women will grow up with a mind of their
own and have the guts to joke about men.
"What if your young and impressionable son surfed into a Blonde Jokes
page?" Huh? You would probably laugh with him and tell him to print the
jokes out for you to bring to the office.
Also, I can't see how this page would be dangerous for anyone if parents
took their responsibility. Parents should NEVER allow minors to use the
internet without adult supervision because of all the violent pornography,
sexual abuse, child pornography and and cruelty everywhere. You can't even
make a web search for your favourite actor without getting 150 porn URL's
listed before the site you are looking for. And I believe 90% of the porn
sites are created by men, for men.
I don't try to lure minors to my page and I have added a warning and an
age recommendation just in case, for those who might be easily offended.
All my pages coding contain the RSAC rating code,
so parents or schools using the parental control in Internet Explorer or a
blocking device such as Cyber Patrol etc. can feel safe.
It's strange, though, how many parents prefer to keep their teens completely
clueless when it comes to sexuality... No wonder so many teens end up on
Ricki Lake...
From: "Michael Hinz" <hinz@vbe.com>
Subject: hello! LOVED YOUR PAGE!
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2000 20:20:50 -0600
"They are just jokes, leave if you don't like them." Hmmm....I think
I will make a racist/bigot site and call all black people n*****s and
all jewish people k***s. I'll add punchlines to all my offensive
comments and I'll call them jokes. Of course it will be acceptable
because anyone who doesn't like it can leave. And if any jewish people
or black people emailed me because they were offended it would be
"silly" and I would call those people insecure.
I totally agree with this guy, and if you don't thing your page is a
risk to kids or sexist in anyway then you are a moron. I guess you want
kids to grow up as sexist femonist bitches like you that make web sites
that attack someone based on gender. Good job, I know you will try to
justify this by saying men make websites about girls and its ok for them
to do it. I don't agree with any website that targets any race, gender,
age, or other, and makes fun of a specific thing because others have
done it. YES, THIS WEB SITE IS A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE, NO, YOU ARE NOT
JUSTIFIED IN BLAMING OTHER WEB SITES AS DOING THE SAME THING (or if
someone offends someone, its not justified for me to offend someone) =
ALSO, WHEN YOU REPLY TO EMAILS WITH SWEAR WORDS, SLANDERING, OR ANY
NEGATIVE FORCE, IT GIVES A IMPRESSION OF YOU... (lets say its not a very
noble impression.)
Helene:
If you only allow jokes that will not offend anyone, what jokes are left
to tell? "Come on Ketchup, let's go?" Oh... sorry. I suppose that
one hurt the feelings of tomatoes or could be misinterpeted as a joke about
redskins...
Apart from that, I never use "swear words" in any of my replies. I leave
that to people with a lesser vocabulary.
From: Dennis
IP: 203.124.2.70 SINGNET-MSN-SG /Singapore Telecom/Microsoft Network
for 165.21.196.248 Singapore Telecommunications Pte Ltd
Email: dolphinpower.rm@yahoo.com
Date: 2000-02-03/09:02
In your introduction, you talked about the injustice that women had
to suffer for bearing the brunt of of many jokes. I agree but that does
not make it alright for you to adopt the " An eye for an Eye" attitude.
Why would you want to create more hatred and ridicule a person, man or
woman. You profess to hate silly jokes about women. Then have you have
thought about people who detest silly jokes about men? The aim of your
webpage is seriously wrong and unhealthy. Jokes are meant to make a person
laugh, not as a means to take vengenance on the injustice to women.
Nobody ever wins by hating. Would you want your two children to hate
men or women? Don't make this world a more difficult place than it is
for the future generations. Think about it....
Helene:
Dennis,
You obviously didn't bother to read my info page at all, or you
would have been well aware of the fact that I love humor and jokes in
all forms. Including Blonde Jokes. (allthough I've probably heard most of them
by now, being a swedish woman...)
You use terms like 'hatred', 'detest' 'unhealthy' and 'ridicule'.. Where did
you find that? Those are perhaps the feelings you get when we joke about your
gender?
I suggest therapy. Multiple sessions.
From: AK47
IP: 63.28.86.97 UUNET Technologies, Inc.
email: grabmygats@yahoo.com
Date: 28.12.99/11:35
All u women need 2 wise up and realize that men rule this world...
have u ever seen a female president NO!!! thats cause women dont
have the brain power 2 rule a country shed be too busy cleaning it up.
if any of u women got a problem with this id love 2 see u try 2 talk
shit 2 me thats why i left my email address and 4 ur info i do have
a girlfriend so dont gimme this bullshit oh thats why u dont have a
girlfriend so u all can suck a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helene:
Iceland had a female president, Vigdis Finnbogadottir. Elected as President in 1980,
and re-elected in 1984 and 1988. Finland just got a female President year 2000.
(Many readers mailed me, asking me to add that
note)
From: David
IP: 205.188.197.164 America Online, Inc. Sterling, VA
Email: Hondacars0@aol.com
Homepage: http://www.homestead.com/hondacars0/accord.html
Date: 24.12.99/0:14
I would just like to say that whoever mad this sit eis probaly some old
wrinkled bitch!
From: a guy
IP: 216.56.22.21 WiscNet
Email: hinz@vbe.com
Date: 22.12.99/16:18
nice website.... except for one thing the people who made it are fucken
gay and probebly single (for a reason LOL)!! its to bad they dont know
shit about men or they could of come up with jokes that they made and
not one's that men made about woman and switched them around.... how
lame.... most jokes are the one's other men came up with about woman
and then some bitch replaced woman with men how stupid are theY??? LOL
From: JOEJOE BUTT HEAD
IP: 216.56.22.21 WiscNet
Email: sparr@sparrlaw.com
Date: 22.12.99/16:10
this website fucken sucks dick i hate the how men are portrayed...
this girl who made this cant get a date so she is pissed
From: Anonymous
IP: 207.34.182.24 CA*net TELUS Advanced Communications
Date: 19.12.99/5:06
fuck you
Subject: More men should see this site!
From: Jason jaz2@hotmail.com
IP: 209.182.57.164 Colossus, Inc. Minden, NV
Time: Sun, 12-Dec-1999 08:36:39 GMT
I love this site. I cannot stop laughing at the thought of all
those men getting angry at these silly jokes and then going out
and attacking women, killing, raping and generally abusing
females because this site has made them more angry. Ha, poetic
justice. I suppose there is a price to pay for everything. Are
your daughters safe from men and can you afford to make men even
more angry at women? The more men that see this site the better.
From: Larry Lekraren
IP: 158.36.36.187 Uninett Norway
Email: vagodt@ubeengelekrert.com
Date: 4.12.99/12:51
Get some confidens women, this is patetic. Going round thinking that men
are simple and stupid, really is nothing but...stupid!
Why are you women using your brains to destroy yourself, try thinking
a bit more positiv. Your lives cant be this bad...Arg, where are the smart
and loving women. Oh, and by the way, beeing a man is an experience I would
hate to miss,...as long as there are some real women left. We may have
shorter lives, but we have twice the fun...
Three messages from one angry guy;
Subject: Not Funny
From: A Man <upyours@youdumbfuck.com>
Time: Fri, 03-Dec-1999 15:00:02 GMT
IP: 204.57.247.22 Northwest NEXUS, Inc. Intermec Corporation
This whole site only promotes the inequity and hatred between
the sexes. If a man was to put up a site like this, he'd be
crucified for it...but apparently man bashing is "okay" here.
It's sad, because it'll only make most men even *more* hateful
of women.
You should be ashamed.
LOL! So you think men are not bashing women with jokes??? Were you born
yesterday? There are thousands of sexist women bashing sites out there.
And I'm sure you'd love this one:
http://www.soft.net.uk/walling/sexist.htm
The Sexist Page. Yes. It's got tits and asses for you too, enjoy!
/Helene
Subject: responding to mail from men
From: Fuck You <zzzzzzzz@zzzzzzzz.com>
Time: Fri, 03-Dec-1999 15:01:12 GMT
IP: 204.57.247.22 Northwest NEXUS, Inc. Intermec Corporation
>
>I thought your'e site was cute, after all I know these are only JOKES!
>
And raping women is just a fun sport, right?
Subject: Re: GET OVET IT GUY'S!!
From: Fuck You <zzz@zzz.com>
Time: Fri, 03-Dec-1999 15:04:04 GMT
IP: 204.57.247.22 Northwest NEXUS, Inc. Intermec Corporation
Fuck you. Rationalize this all you want, but I think this site
proves that women *are* ignorant, sexist cunts.
>>From: Removed
>>To: < Helene >
>>Date: den 1 december 1999 13:02
>>Subject: Question
>>
>> > Please respond as I am curious -
>> >
>> > Are you a lesbian?
>> >
>> > Do you agree with what your jokes/insults say, or do you find them funny
>> > because you think they are absurd?
>> >
>> > Do you prefer the company of men or of women?
>> >
>> > Let me know - thanx
>> >
>>From: "Helene www.menjokes.com"
>>To: "removed" <removed@hotmail.com>
>>Subject: SV: Question
>>Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1999 21:46:39 +0100
>>
>>You can find the responses for those questions, and more, on this page
>>http://www.menjokes.com/helene.html
>From: "removed" <removed@hotmail.com>
>To: Helene
>Subject: Re: SV: Question
>Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 04:21:53 PST
>
>Hello,
>
>I live in California. It is an emotionally vacant place. Women here do not
>like men, nor do the men like women. They date them, marry them, etc - but
>they do not understand what love is. I am from the Midwest and plan to move
>to Australia because the people there are very nice :)
>
>I have met plenty of married women with children who neither admire nor
>respect men in any way. I call them lesbians as well - though perhaps not
>in physical practice, they are lesbians. There are many ways to tell men
>jokes without being insulting. Visit some Australian sites. They are good
>at it. Because you choose the insulting ones it is a bit suspect.
>
>It doesn't "Bother" me your jokes, but at least 90% of the time when I meet
>a woman who talks like these jokes, she is a lesbian or in some other way
>not someone to be trusted. If she has such low regard for guys what good is
>she to me? Do you see? It's like a guy saying jokes like "How many women
>does it take to lick the shit from my ass?". It's amusing, but only in an
>"Andrew Dice Clay" sort of way.
>
>Please answer my questions, as I am sure any public page is less than
>completely truthful. I am curious where your heart is at. Are you a woman
>who prefers the company of other women rather than the company of men, and
>does not hold the same respect for man than she does for women? Do you
>regard men as inferior to yourself?
>
>I am just curious :) I like to explore things like this - sociologically.
>Also I would really like to know if most Sweedish women have similar
>attitudes to yourself. I have met women from most parts of the world. So
>far, in my opinion, the Australians are the best.
>
>Best regards
From: "Helene" < Helene >
To: "removed" <removed@hotmail.com>
Subject: SV: SV: Question
Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 18:21:52 +0100
*Sigh* I'm so fed up with how some men believe a woman is a lesbian because she's
joking about men. Perhaps women would show you their loving side if you stop
treating them like "lesbians" Anyway, I have a moment, so I'll reply.
(I don't usually do this.)
> I have met plenty of married women with children who neither admire nor
> respect men in any way. I call them lesbians as well - though perhaps not
> in physical practice, they are lesbians. There are many ways to tell men
> jokes without being insulting. Visit some Australian sites. They are good
> at it. Because you choose the insulting ones it is a bit suspect.
I don't choose the insulting jokes, I use them all. My collection has
all kind of men jokes, from nice, cute and gentle to mean and offensive.
If you call women lesbians just because they happen to be tired of their
spouse, or unhappily married, what do you call a man if he's fed up with
his woman? Homosexual?
Not likely.
If you take a look at the average female-bashing site, like this one;
http://www.soft.net.uk/walling/sexist.htm
I'm sure you won't find the man who maintains that page a homo or a woman hater.
I'm sure you wouldn't even consider mailing him a letter asking him about
his sexual preferences.
And for the record, I do think that site is funny. But then again, women
are more used to seeing that kind of humor wherever they go.
And it's only a joke page.
> It doesn't "Bother" me your jokes, but at least 90% of the time when I meet
> a woman who talks like these jokes, she is a lesbian or in some other way
> not someone to be trusted. If she has such low regard for guys what good is
> she to me? Do you see? It's like a guy saying jokes like "How many women
> does it take to lick the shit from my ass?". It's amusing, but only in an
> "Andrew Dice Clay" sort of way.
Um? That's hardly a joke, is it? Try this instead;
"How many women does it take to lick the shit from my ass?
None, I won the $20 million lottery, so now my relatives keep it clean for me"
It's not hilarious, but it has a punchline.
When it comes to telling the jokes, I don't know about the sexual preferences of
the people telling my jokes but I can't see why a woman telling jokes wouldn't be trusted.
That's really absurd. If you marry a woman, would you rather she'd be a humorless bore
than a woman to laugh and have fun with?
But ok, I can see you are only looking for a woman to be of use to you which
is exactly the point here. What use do you think a woman has of you if you are
suspicious and narrow minded?
I do understand how you feel though, since the women who tell jokes are probably
strong enough to make young or insecure men feel small and defenseless.
> Please answer my questions, as I am sure any public page is less
> than completely truthful. I am curious where your heart is at.
> Are you a woman who prefers the company of other women rather than
> the company of men, and does not hold the same respect for man than
> she does for women? Do you regard men as inferior to yourself?
Actually, to be completely honest, I absolutely adore men. Men and choccolate are
my favourite weaknesses. I don't regard men as inferior. But I do regard stupid and ignorant people as inferior. Both men and women.
> I am just curious :) I like to explore things like this - sociologically.
Good for you, I'm happy your'e not one of the men who ask if I'm lesbian because
the thought of women making love to each other excite them.
Subject: What a SNOT!
From: BFH <biteme@sincerely.com>
Time: Wed, 01-Dec-1999 02:37:12 GMT
IP: 207.138.42.36 Global Crossing
Yah, holier-than-thou with 90,000+ hits per month. Webring-
SUCKS. Rankings- RIGGED. Webmaster(hah!)-THERE'S the joke. Yes,
I suppose the webpage biz is an ego trip. You GO girl. Let's see
how much bigger that head can get.
Happy Holidays.
There, there BFH... I absolutely agree, life can be so unfair. Crappy website builders like me get
all the attention, visitors and advetisor revenue, while the real artists, like yourself, humbly
struggle with no recompensation. I'm truly sorry. Can I offer you a Kleenex?
Oh, Happy Holidays to you too. (I'm sure I'll be the one getting the bag of coal this time)
Feel better now?
From: Schramm, Martin <Martin.Schramm@Aspect.com>
IP: [38.9.30.2] Performance Systems International
To: Helene
Date: 23 november 1999 09:35
Subject: Your page...
Hello there
I don't think your site is offensive at all. There are loads of sexist sites
laden with jokes about women out there. Its just a bit sad that you try and
do the same, while not even doing it properly. Lame lame lame. But you do
look kinda arb...with limited imagination...
Regards
Martin
Email address and IP of this mailer are deleted (but of course kept on file) after correspondence
X-Originating-IP: [deleted]
From: "deleted .." <deleted@hotmail.com>
To: Helene
Subject: this is what i think about your FUCKING site
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 1999 06:12:40 GMT
your site makes me sick, it just proves how much more mature and less
egotistical men are compared to women. women may try to say they're more
mature, but would a mature person seriously make a site like this? do you
see a www.womenjokes.com? i don't think so because men have more class and
integrity than women do and always will. i also didn't find the pregnancy
jokes saying how guys could never endure the pain or whatever because i just
had surgery where the doctor said it was way worse than childbirth, and NO
woman has ever gone through more pain than i have and never will unless they
had the same one. also, this site reveals pure trash as we all know that we
could exterminate all of the women in this world and still be able to run
everything. let's face it. men are MUCH more useful than women. women do
nothing. they sit at home and watch oprah all day sitting on all their bon
bon eating asses, and yes. there are some woman that work and i applaud
them, that they're not relying on other people. and women that have kids to
take care of and stay home i applaud you too. but lets face it, women
shouldve never been given equal rights because they're all WEAK. they take
their equal rights but they're too WEAK to take all the real ones like being
drafted, actually having sexual harrassment cases against them from a man,
etc. also, a woman can scream rape or sexual harrassment and they get
automatic babying but if a guy said he was sexually harrassed women would
protest against him saying that it was an accident. women are immature in
how they handle arguments too. they'll stab eachother in the back and
completely betray someone but the real friends are guys cuz we have
integrity. also, women can say the most sexist or perverted things and no
one would think twice about it, but men could get all these stereotypes
against them. also, another thing that proves women are way more immature
than guys is not only this web site, or the fact they stab eachother in the
back and can't maintain real friendships, or the fact that they cheat on
guys or can't be trusted, but the fact that they swoon over people they
can't have such as movie stars, bands, etc. thats real immature. you never
see a guy screaming at a concert or anything like that. overall, i have to
say men RULE and will always RULE over women and theres no comparison
because women are as inferior as they come!!
IP: 206.150.219.99 Cable & Wireless USA INFINET-CHARLOTTE
Date/Time: 1999-11-09/02:07
Name: Mark
E-mail: blkbelt@pioneerplanet.inf.net
I would just like to ask you if you are one of those women who would
fly off the handle and criticise a man who told a female joke. If you
are I think you should examine your inadaquacies and weaknesses and
figure out why you are so anti-male. If you have children, are you
looking at your son or nephew with the same ill feelings and
disrespect? Your friends children and your own have to grow up in
this world with all its prejudices and hatreds. Are you doing
something constructive or distructive for the generations to come
or are you just taking care of your prejudices?
If you are doing this in a fun way, you should find some other
subjects to poke fun at and to diminish. Remember that the seeds
we plant today will grow and mature tomorrow.
Personally I would rather leave this world a bit better than I
found it. I write and research areas that benefit all people and races.
mark
From: Anonymous
IP: 209.122.237.110 Erol's Internet Services Springfield, VA
Date: 1999-10-20/03:24
I don't think that it's funny that you listed other peoples' complaints as
something funny. What they say is true, you do suck. Shut up.
I especially agree with the very first letter you have listed.
Shut up. It's women like you that cause men who hate women which
in turn causes women to hate me, creating a great war of hate that
should pass by soon, when everyone realizes it's your fault and not
the opposite sexes'. Shut up. You think you're so funny, don't you.
Sure, i think some of your jokes are funny, but most suck.
From: Mathew quartz63@hotmail.com
Sent: 8 oktober 1999 04:06
Subject: Amusing?
Time: Fri, 08-Oct-1999 02:06:06 GMT
IP: 209.182.57.164 Colossus, Inc. Minden, NV
So some of you here think that women are intelligent enough to
realise that these attacks on men are not aimed at the "good
ones". Well obviously women are not intelligent enough to
realise the ramifications of these attacks. Do you honestly
think that men see a site such as this and go away without a
strong desire to punish women?
Men, even the "good ones", are punishing women for their
attacks. That which women most desire, a relationship, to be
loved and valued, yes, even to be looked after, is being denied
them. Millions of women with full briefcases and empty hearts
are paying the price for buying in to man-hating sites such as
this.
Already women are clogging up dating-agencies because men have
had enough of women's trouble-making. There are very few men on
the books of dating-agencies and millions of women, why? Because
men are punishing women for being obnoxious arseholes, they are
denying you that which you most desire. Do you honestly believe
that men are going to sit back and be all lovey-dovey while
women spew such bile and hatred?
It's not just the jokes that cause the hatred of women but the
comments too, they are far more telling of what women are really
like.
This site is not here to promote harmony between the sexes is it!
Time: Tue, 12-Oct-1999 15:55:56 GMT
IP: 193.243.230.225 Global Markets Leased connection by Cerbernet UK
Hey!
Yes,you!You fucking rude bull-dyke.
Why don't you shut your fucking piss-boring site down?!
From IP: 209.21.20.158
homepage: http://you_wish
Date: 10.9.99/7:49
You suck and you know it
Here are a few subtle comments from one of my... fans... in Manitoba, Canada,
who obviously forgot his IP number gave him away...
From: buster hyman (IP: 205.200.28.45) Manitoba Telephone System MTS Advanced Inc.
Date: 31.8.99/19:34
whats the matter dyke bitch can't take any criticism???
From: BUSTER HYMAN (IP: 205.200.28.45) Manitoba Telephone System MTS Advanced Inc.
Date: 31.8.99/8:35
WHY DONT YOU SUCK MY COCK
From: ADOLF JITLER (IP: 205.200.28.45) Manitoba Telephone System MTS Advanced Inc.
Date: 31.8.99/8:30
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A WOMAN HAS AN ORGASM??? WHO CARES.
WHAT'S IS THE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN? A LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR
A CUNT. god created heaven a earth and then he sent Peter down
to do an inspection. He came back later with tales of the
beautiful lakes and rivers and mountains and animals He said
however god you forgot to put sex organs on adam and eve so
they could reproduce. God goes to the cupboard and brings out
a bag and hands it to peter and says go put these on adam and
eve. St peter looks in the bag and says "which one gets the
cunt" God thinks for a moment and then says "GIVE IT TO THE
DUMB ONE" SO NOW YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!
From: JACK MEOFF (IP: 205.200.28.45) Manitoba Telephone System MTS Advanced Inc.
Date: 31.8.99/8:20
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PUT SOMETHING REMOTELY FUNNY ON THESE
PAGES, YOU THINK PUTTING THE WORD CUCUMBER IN A JOKE MAKES
IT FUNNY I AGREE WITH BUSTER CHERRY WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD
FUCK THOUGH YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T FIND ANYONE DESPERATE
ENOUGH TO DO IT (MAYBE A BLIND NIGGER WITH AIDS)
From: BUSTER CHERRY (IP: 205.200.28.45) Manitoba Telephone System MTS Advanced Inc.
Date: 31.8.99/8:15
ALL YOU NEED IS A GOOD FUCK YOU DIKE-O PUSSY MUNCHER
From: Allen (DAD) non@no.com
Subject: BoardRoom: when will you learn?!
Time: Sun, 01-Aug-1999 18:44:54 GMT
IP: 208.154.158.246 Cable & Wireless USA RADIKS INTERNET
OK OK... nuff is enough..sheesh..you call them jokes?
my wife of 19 years only laughed at 2 of them..the rest were
weak.
Remember gentlemen..we are the head of the house.. a god given
right. Women need to be treated as partners..not..slaves.
Women...get a grip...just be a wife..(JUST DO IT).
Date: 16 Jul 1999 02:59:41 -0000
Subject: BoardRoom: Who do you actully think you Are???
From: Someone Smarter and <voodoochild2002@netscape.com>
Time: Fri, 16-Jul-1999 02:59:41 GMT
IP: 209.163.198.128 FIBRCOM, Inc. Kerrville Telephone Company
I may not be very old but i do know one thing for a fact: You
suck. This page is the worst hing I have ever read. Even though i
do belive in the God given constitution rigth of free speech(and
i will fight and die for it), you suck. By putting this page
where anyone can read it your making a mockery of the United
States of America and all of its citizens, male AND female. I did
think some of your jokes(mostly extremely lame)are funney, on the
most part they suck, you suck, and you have no life.
Why does someone of your fairly small intellecutual level do
things like this? Is it that you are a bald forty year old 463
pounds man who is mad at his boss? Why do you waste web space on
things like this? And who did you pay(and how much) to take a
picture of themself and give to you?
You are the kind of person who gives us, me, and my decent
friends a very bad repuatation... Just because you've been turned
down more times than a green piece of pizza doesn't mean you have
anyright (except for the United States Constitution) to say the
plain outrageous LIES you have told.
Do you ahve no ethics, nop morals, no life? I know for sure you
have no sense to make fun of your own sex at the same time you do
so to the opposite.
As a word of advice::::
For mankinds sake, get a life and contribute a lilte to humanity.
Thank-you very much. Please feel free to contact me via email if
you would like to debate me or if you want to know more fauts to
your site.
Date: 15 Jul 1999 11:46:39 -0000
To: m-board@menjokes.com
From: james <zzotzz@aol.com>
Reply-to: zzotzz@aol.com
Time: Thu, 15-Jul-1999 11:46:39 GMT
IP: 152.169.67.27 America Online, Inc. Reston, VA
Ah, well, where to begin...This is the first flame-bait web page
I've ever seen. There's no way you could have not forseen the
reaction it would cause. And clearly you love it. Otherwise, this
page has no point. Are these the best jokes you know, of ANY kind?
What is it about jokes about men that so enraptures you? No,
there's no denying it, this is pure flame bait and nothing but.
There is no other explanation. If your humor is as harmless as you
say it is, how about some women jokes?
What's that? Oh, it the women's turn tell insulting jokes about
men...and then it will be the guys turn again...kinda sad, ain't
it? It would be the female assholes versus the male assholes 'til
the end of time. Count me out.Count yourself in. The same "logic"
even extends to sexual mutilation (e.g., Lorena Bobbit). It's so-
called feminism at the expense of humanism, which is an oxymoronic
concept, since true feminism is a branch of humanism. Also, you
might note that no black people have walked up to you and started
telling you jokes about honkys, nor Jews about goyems, or Muslims
about infidels, nor...well, you might get the idea. If they did,
would you find that especially funny? Here's a novel concept: try
to treat everyone with respect. Even if they are suckers for your
flame-bait...oh, I mean "don't have a sence of humor."
Now for a little thought |
