Ten things a man should know


1. If you really don't want to know what's wrong, then don't ask! 

2. By the way, when we say "Nothing," we mean "Everything." 

3. If you actually believe the answer "Nothing," then you're in 
   bigger trouble than you were before.

4. Don't call us up and ask us out, if you don't have the foggiest 
   idea where you are going to take us.

5. Believe it or not, listening to you burp after we cook you dinner 
   is not a way of saying, "Wow, honey, that was delicious."

6. Please try to refrain from scratching your private parts in front 
   of us, no matter how discrete you try to do it, we always see it.

7. When you hang out the window of moving cars with your buddies, and 
   call to us, "Hey baby! Hey baby! Hey, where are you going? Do you 
   want a ride, baby?" You don't actually think we're going to get in, 
   do you?

8. We know that in the morning, certain parts of your anatomy arise 
   before others, but Sunday mornings are meant to sleep in.

9. And poking us, will not put us in a better mood.

10. The woman's breast consists of more than just the nipple.