HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
  -Compliment her,
  -Cuddle her,
  -Kiss her,
  -Caress her,
  -Love her,
  -Stroke her,
  -Tease her,
  -Comfort her,
  -Protect her,
  -Hug her,
  -Hold her,
  -Spend money on her,
  -Wine and dine her,
  -Buy things for her,
  -Listen to her,
  -Care for her,
  -Support her,
  -Go to the ends of the earth for her.


  
  HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
  
  -Show up naked,
  -Bring Beer.