Greeting Cards for Men 


A survey has found that about 90% of all greeting cards are 
purchased by women. It makes one wonder why cards
aren't more male orientated and reflect real life. If they 
were, it seems to me more men would buy and exchange
greeting cards. Towards that end, the following are some 
greeting card suggestions that would probably attract
more male buyers:

Cover picture: Dim, misty, moody picture of a vase of roses
Cover caption: Condolences
Inside caption: on your team's failure to make the Super Bowl

Cover picture: Nostalgic picture of a young couple in a field holding hands
Cover caption: Darling, as we go into our 5th year together
Inside caption: I swear I'll leave my wife soon !

Cover picture: Gold-leafed picture of a vase of red roses
Cover caption: Get well soon darling !
Inside caption: This house won't clean itself !

Cover picture: Two men standing on lush golf course, one of them ready to putt
Cover caption: To my golf partner
Inside caption: Just to let you know, I'm sleeping with your secretary

Cover picture: Dark moody picture of a vase of roses
Cover caption: In sympathy, I'm sorry to hear the news
Inside caption: That you've been beaten senseless in yet another bar fight

Cover picture: Norman Rockwell painting of a young girl picking daisies
Cover caption: To the daughter that I love
Inside caption: Please study this card's cover and dress accordingly

Cover picture: Misty photo of a couple embracing and kissing
Cover caption: To my wonderful wife. I know we've had a little disagreement
Inside caption: And given enough time, I'm sure you'll see where you 
were wrong

Cover picture: Photo of two men shaking hands
Cover caption: Congratulations and the best of luck !
Inside caption: On the successful completion of your hair transplant

Cover picture: Winter Wonderland
Cover caption: While it's true Winter's upon us
Inside caption: You can always watch basketball or hockey 'til baseball 
season

Cover picture: Team of Clydesdales pulling a loaded wagon in snow scene
Cover caption: Better plan ahead
Inside caption: Stock-up on beer now, advance forecast is for heavy snow

Cover picture: Christmas Tree w/gifts beneath, fireplace with wreath
Cover caption: It's that time of year again
Inside caption: The Super Bowl is only a month away 

Cover picture: Map of US with lines connecting a star in each state
Cover caption: The Information Highway
Inside caption: Check out www.SuperSex.net for latest in hot babes

Cover picture: Photo of Bride and Groom
Cover caption: On your Wedding
Inside caption: We'll miss you at the poker game -- see ya next week

Cover picture: Photo of satellite orbiting Earth
Cover caption: Technology for the next century
Inside caption: 712 Channels sex & sports, auto surf, call 1-800-ALL-MALE