Girl Talk

The Franklin Factor: 
Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more
guys.

The Rat Race: 
If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on 
you first.

The Eyeglass Prescription: 
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date.  
You'll look better, and he will too.

The Ring Rule: 
A watched telephone never rings.

The Creep Call: 
Never pick up the phone on Saturday night.  
It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.

The Fishing Forecast: 
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea.  
But who wants to go out with a fish?

The Psychological Prognosis: 
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable by marriage.

The Rope Trick: 
Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.

Mind Over Matter: 
No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a 
cocktail party.

The Fault Finder: 
The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in
with your lover.

The Unintended Result: 
1) Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy;
1a) Men often go looking for sex and end up finding love; 
2) Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex; 
2a) Women often go looking for love and end up finding 
only sex.

The Rabbit Rule: 
Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.

The Dangle Doctrine: 
You can't keep a good man down.

Twain's Truth: 
Familarity breeds children.

The Fertility Factor: 
Women are only fertile a few days each month, unless
they're single.

The Preparation Predicament: 
The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for
sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time 
you're ready.