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A
 Accomplishments, poem by Elizabeth Ralph Metrz
 Ages (Male)
 Air force ranks
 Advice from men to women
 Advice from women to men
 And then came AOL
 Answers some men would like to give, but never will
 ATM-routine, his and her
 Are you man enough?, by Dennis Leary
 Are you MAN enough?, rebuttal by Spamgoddes
B
 Bachelor definitions
 Bathroom poem (Why can't they make it in the bowl?)
 Because I'm a guy...
 Benefits of being female
 Birthday, the
 Blind dating-dictionary used by men
 Blow-job etiquette for men
 Brain of a male… and to be fair, I've hidden a similar drawing of female brain in there too
 Bitter guys' ABC of ex girlfriends
C
 Calorie counter for sexual activities
 Cats and Dogs
 Chop and drop syndrome (save your dick)
 Complex creatures, men
 Condoms, a girls guide, By "Mimi Coucher"
 Confucius on men
 Courses for men and women
D
 Date my daughter, application for permission. (Yes, you can actually submit this one.)
 Dating dont's for guys /Things not do do while waiting for your date at her parents' house / Top ten things not to say while waiting for your date at her parents' house /Things not to say on a date
 Dating vs Married
 Dogs and men / How dogs and men are alike / Why dogs are better than men / Where dogs fall down
 Dr. Mellow's guide to women
 Duelling students, an english assignment
E
 Euphemisms Found in the Classifieds
F
 Facts about us men.. Yeah.
 Father's lexicon
 Finding a new girlfriend
 Frequently asked questions about men, by Shane S Chen
G
 Gender humor 1, loads of unsorted jokes
 Gender humor 2, loads of unsorted jokes
 Gender humor 3, loads of unsorted jokes
 Girls' guide to geek guys, by Mikki Halpin & Victoria Maat
 Girltalk
 Good and Bad
 Greeting cards for men
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 Guide to 'the bases'
 Guide to guys, by Dave Barry
 Guyness quotient test, by Dave Barry
H
 His and Her roadtrip
 Her/His Definitions
 His christmas poem
 His interpretation of the situation
 How to aquire a wife according to The Bible
 How to dump him, depending on his occupation
 How to get a man to do what you want, by Anna Collins and Elliot Sullivan
 How to impress a woman and How to impress a man
 How to make your girlfriend eternally happy
 How to shower like a woman and How to shower like a man
 How to tell a businessman from a businesswoman
 Hunting the elusive male
 Husband 1.0 upgrade, by Jeannette DiLorenzo
I
 I cannot comprehend (song)
 If "Dear Abby" was a man
 If men could menstruate, by Gloria Steinem
 If men got pregnant
 If men had a vagina for a day
 If men no longer ruled the world
 If men really ruled the world
 If men were in charge of planning weddings
 If women had a penis for one day, survey
 I'm glad I'm a man, song
 I'm glad I'm a woman, song
 I'm not bitter Quiz-o-Rama
 I think santa Claus is a woman
 I'm through with guys, a poem
 Instructions and advice for the young bride, 1894
  Instructions for a wife in the 50's and A rewritten modern version for the 90's woman
J
 Jail vs. being a housewife
K
 Love, lust or marriage
M
 Male Answer Syndrome
 Male fashion rules
 Male prime directives, by Mark Canter
 Mail from men, Not a joke...
 Make penis fast! - Chain mail
 Mammogram, an explanation
 Man - A chemical analysis
 Manliness Assessment
 Man - manual
 Man's test, are you a real man?
 Man's life, (will they ever learn?)
 Man Song, lyrics and wav (Sean Morey)
 Manspeak
 Manspeak I, What men really mean
 Manspeak II, another guide to what men really mean
 Manspeak III, Yet another guide to what men really mean
 Map to the Y-chromosome
 Masturbation phrases
 Men and automobiles
 Men are like... Part I
 Men are like... Part II
 Men quiz
 Men's names, what do they really mean?
 Men's unspoken rules, by Mark Canter
 Men vs guys
 Men vs women
 Multiple Choice questions for a stag party by Harry Reynolds
 Multiple choice questions for the sensitive man of the 90s
N
 Naughty cartoons
O
 Ode to fucking and overtime
 Old and strange laws and rules concerning sex
 Overcoming masturbation, a Mormon guide
P
 Penis list, the original
 Penis length survey
 Penis tax
 Penis trivia
 Perfect day, according to him and her
 Perfect world, according to him
 Personal ads
 Pick-up line "come backs"
 Politically correct terms when talking to or about a female
 Pointers for men, Quiz
 Pointers for women, Quiz
 Pre Relationship Agreement
 Pub Speak, universal Pub language Translator
 Proper Etiquette In The Men's Restroom, a guide
Q
 Quotes about men and women by famous people
R
 Rants, and rebuttal. (Dennis Miller vs unknown)
 Reasons it's great to be a guy
 Reasons it's great to be a girl and Why I enjoy being a woman (by Jane Freeman)
 Reasons it's great to be a man
 Reasons some men are so bad in bed
 Reasons to keep men around
 Records, male and female
 Rejection Lines, top ten (and what they actually mean...)
 Rita Rudner's 50 facts about men
 Rules for him (THE RULES)
 Rules Women Need to Know and Men's rules for women
 Rules to be a man, 50 ways to keep your woman pleased
 Rules to be a man, 100 ways to keep your Testosterone flowing
 Rules to be a man, yet another list
S
 Saying goodbye the 90's way
 Seinfeld on sex, dating and the relationship
 Selecting girlfriend, consumer's report
 Selecting an outfit, male guide
 Seminars For Men
 Sexism studies, GCSE examination paper
 Signs she's bored having sex with you
 Signs you are dating a control freak
 Single woman's prayer
 Snap jugdgements
 Stages of male drunkenness
 Stages of life, his and her
 Stages of the married cold
 Star signs, the guy's guide
T
 Ten reasons women date jerks instead of nice guys
 Ten things a man should know
 Ten ways a computer guy can impress his date
 The bachelor diet
 The Difference between Men and Women
 The Guys' guide to Pussy
 The lads' prayer and The Girls' prayer
 The Male Mind (10 Things Women Will Simply Never Understand)
 The Nice Guy Test
 There is no way to please a man
 The world's coolest guy
 The worst gifts a man can buy a woman
 Things a guy shouldn't do in the nude
 Things a man should know by 40
 Things guys have learned from action movies, by Farshad Bon
 Things he wants the perfect girl to say
 Things he would never say, top ten list
 Things men know about women, topten list
 Things men shouldn't say out loud in Victoria's Secret, topten list
 Things not to say in bed
 Things not to say to a man with a small penis
 Things you will never hear from a man, topten list
 Training courses now available for men
 Types of boyfriends, by Matt Groening
 Types of people you might meet in the men's room
U
 Urinal etiquette, the test
 Urinal test, a shockwave game
 Use a rubber, man!
 Useless facts about sex
V
 Viagra CD song titles
 Viagra Wife, a diary
 Viagra Jokes, more
 Viagra product line
W
 Ways to drive a man crazy
 "What are you thinking", By John Scalzi
 What I want in a man, original and revised list | List II/different ages
 What kind of man are you? Test
 What men are saying while a woman is talking, by Anna Collins and Elliot Sullivan
 What men should say when caught looking at another woman
 Why a diet soda is better than a man
 Why a puppy is better than a man
 "Why aren't you married?" - Snappy comebacks
 Why a beer is better than a man
 Why a SuperSoaker is better than a man
 Why a TimTam™ is better than a man
 Why Bananas are better than men
 Why bicycles are better than men
 Why cats are better than men
 Why chocolate is better than men
 Why coffee is better than men
 Why computers must be male
 Why cookie dough is better than men
  Why cucumbers are better than men
 Why diamonds are better than men
 Why didn't he call? -Answering that age old question
 Why dogs are better than men, how dogs and men are alike and Where dogs fall down
 Why God created Eve
 Why it's better to be a woman
 Why men are like cameras
 Why men are pigs
 Why men date bimbos instead if nice girls
 Why motorcycles are better than men
 Why teddybears are better than men
 Why the internet is like a penis
  Why videos are better than men, top ten reasons
 Why we don't have sex
  Why women should not have freedom of speech and Why men should just shut the fuck up, toplists
 Wife tax
 Woman's dictionary
 Women are saner than men
  Women Have it so easy, by Zigor
 Woman's prayer
 Women speak in estrogen and men listen in testosterone, by Matt Groening