Five Stages of Male Drunkenness
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  Five Stages of Male Drunkenness


Stage 1 -   SMART

  This is when you suddenly become an
  expert on every subject in the known universe.
  You know you know everything and you
  want to pass on your knowledge to anyone
  who will listen. At this stage you are always
  RIGHT. And of course, the person you are
  talking to is very WRONG. this makes
  for an interesting argument when both
  parties are SMART.

  Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING

  This is when you realize that you are the BEST
  LOOKING person in the entire bar and that
  people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect
  stranger knowing they fancy you and really
  want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you 
  are still SMART, so you can talk to this 
  person about any subject under the sun.

  Stage 3 - RICH

  This is when you suddenly become the
  richest person in the world. You can buy
  drinks for the entire bar because you have an
  armored truck full of money parked behind
  the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,
  because of course you're still SMART, so
  naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesn't
  matter how much you bet 'cus you are RICH.
  You will also buy drinks for everyone that
  you fancy, because you are now the BEST
  LOOKING person in the world.

  Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF

  You are now ready to pick fights with anyone
  and everyone, especially those with
  whom you have been betting or arguing. This
  is because nothing can hurt you. At this point
  you can also go up to the partners of the
  people who you fancy and challenge them to a
  battle of the wits or money. You have no
  fear of losing this battle, because you are smart,
  you're RICH, and Hell, you're better looking
  than them anyway!

  Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

  This is the final stage of Drunkenness. at this
  point you can do anything, because NO
  ONE CAN SEE YOU, You dance on a table
  to impress the people whom you fancy
  because the rest of the people in the room
  cannot see you. You are also invisible to the
  person who wants to fight you. You can walk
  through the street singing at the top of
  your lungs because no one can see or hear you
  and because you're still SMART, you know
  ALL the words.