...Ok.. this page is for the guys... but...
...don't miss my page with Men-jokes!!
The Medical Dictionary for Blondes
| Protein | favouring young people From Baily Atkinson |
| Intense pain | torture in a teepee From Baily Atkinson |
| Anally | occurring yearly |
| Artery | study of paintings |
| Bacteria | back door of cafeteria |
| Barium | what doctors do when treatment fails |
| Bowel | letter like A.E.I.O.U |
| Caesarian section | district in Rome |
| Cat scan | searching for kitty |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | sheep dog |
| Coma | a punctuation mark |
| Congenital | friendly |
| Cranium |
the metal they make cranes from From Daniel Gordon |
| Curette | A french nurse |
| D&C | where Washington is |
| Diarrhea | journal of daily events |
| Dilate | to live long |
| Enema | not a friend |
| Farenheit |
reasonably tall From MRSPTA06@aol.com |
| Fester | quicker |
| Fibula | a small lie |
| Genital | non-Jewish |
| G.I. Series | soldiers' ball game |
| Grippe | suitcase |
| Hangnail | coathook |
| Impotent | distinguished, well known |
| Intense pain | wounded in a teepee |
| IV |
a plant that makes you itch when you touch it From Daniel Gordon |
| Labour pain | got hurt at work |
| Medical staff | doctor's cane |
| Morbid | higher offer |
| Nitrate | cheaper than day rate |
| Node | was aware of |
| Outpatient | person who had fainted |
| Pap smear | fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | cousin of Elvis |
| Post operative | letter carrier |
| Protein | favouring young people |
| Rectum | damn near killed 'em |
| Recovery room | place to do upholstery |
| Rheumatic | amorous |
| Scar | rolled tobacco leaf |
| Secretion | hiding anything |
| Seizure | Roman emperor |
| Serology | study of knighthood |
| Tablet | small table |
| Terminal illness | sickness at airport |
| Tibia | country in North Africa |
| Tumour | an extra pair |
| Urine | opposite of you're out |
| Varicose | located nearby |
| Vein | conceited |
Submit a definition to the Dictionary
Top of page
The Computer Glossary for Blondes
| Serial ports | The Love Boat From Glen |
| Warm boot | Sandals From Glen |
| Cold boot | Galoshes From Glen |
| Refresh rate | Charge for using the powder room From Glen |
| Video drivers | Car fanatics in a modern pinball arcade From Glen |
| Interlacing | A practical joke involving footwear From Glen |
| 640K barrier | the finish line in a mega-marathon |
| Access time | foreplay |
| Analog | what Ana tosses into the fire |
| Assembly language | put tab A into slot B, then put tab C... |
| Audit trail | what the IRS does |
| Bandwidth | limited by the size of the stage |
| Battery Backup | going in reverse in a golf cart |
| BBS | t-telling t-tall s-stories |
| Benchmark | what you get in your butt after sitting too long |
| Bootsector | the shelf where you keep your footware |
| Broadband | an all female rock group |
| Cache memory | remembering how much you spent or earned |
| Carrier detect | "I see the mailman!" |
| CASE | 24 bottles |
| Control Character | mother in law |
| Conventional memory | remembering what, or who you did at that convention |
| Copy protection | telling him to wear a rubber |
| Copyright | when you happen to understand something |
| Cursor | a garbage mouth |
| Daisy chain | a dog's leash |
| DAT | the opposite of DIS |
| Deadly embrace | making love to King Kong |
| Delimiter | someone, (not you) who says, "Stop, that's enough" |
| Density | how to measure your IQ |
| Dhrystones | the stones that were tossed out of the water |
| DIP switch | how your sister gets a new boy friend |
| Dot pitch | "Dorothy winds up, and delivers a knuckle ball" |
| EDCDIC | similar to herpes |
| EMS | happens just before PMS |
| End user | that guy who wants your boyfriend |
| Escape sequence | Distract guard, pick lock, run like hell... |
| Ethernet | used to catch Ether |
| Fixed disk | that CD you returned to the shop, comes back repaired |
| flash EPROM | what you watch on 90210 (Flashy Proms) |
| Flat bed scanner | when you search for loose change after he went |
| Flat file | a file with all the air out of it |
| Full duplex | a 2-family house with 16 occupants |
| Groupware | clothes swapping |
| Hacker | a heavy smoker |
| Half-height drive | a midget's sexual capacity |
| Hand scanner | singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings |
| Heap | what I drive |
| High density diskette | a very stupid floppy |
| Home computer | what you tell your computer when it follows you |
| Hypertext | text on amphetamines |
| Ink jet | a plane used for sky writing |
| Integrated circuit | a circuit with black & white components |
| Joystick | (needs no further explanation) |
| Local bus | stops at every intersection |
| Lost chains | euphoria experienced by the recently divorced |
| Low-level language | spoken in the basement |
| High-level language | used in penthouse |
| Machine dependency | when you can't leave home without your hairdryer |
| Mag tape | tape used on the wheels of cars |
| Mainframe | the person you make sure gets it when you mess up |
| Main memory | remembering where the water line is |
| Math coprocessor | the person you cheated from in math class |
| Megaflop | the worst play you ever saw |
| Minicomputer | in a network with Mickey's computer |
| Modem | what the gardener did to the lawns |
| Multi-sync | can be sunk more than once |
| Native mode | head hunting |
| On-line | where the men should be standing unless you are fat and ugly |
| Overlay | chickens making too many eggs |
| Pentium | the thing that swings back-and-forth on a clock |
| Plotter | a deceitful person |
| Postscript | grafitti on a pole |
| Processor | kitchen appliance for mixing stuff |
| Protected memory | remembering to take the pill |
| Record locking | what you do when your sister wants to borrow your CD's |
| Right justified | vs. wrongly justified |
| Software piracy | stealing pillows on a ship |
| Spreadsheet | foreplay |
| Streaming tape | party decorations |
| Subroutine | not quite routine |
| Surge protector | a condom |
| Token ring | a group of people passing the bong |
| Trackball | what sprinters and runners often get |
| Twisted pair | tubes tied |
| Word wrap | black music |
| Worksheet | a prostitutes office |
| Ymodem | because, modem |
Jokes about men!
Computer jokes
Strange old Sex-Laws in the U.S
Advice for the young bride, anno 1894
Page designed by © Helene , Email ICQ 2920825
