The Top Ten Ways A Computer Guy Can Impress His Date 

Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with
your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program. 
Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening 
for the secret messages about Satan. 
Invite her back to your place to show her the etchings on 
your Newton MessagePad. 
Let the lady go first when you reach the virtual reality 
escalator. 
Serenade her with your MIDI-compatible drum pads. 
Have your dinner illuminated by the soft glow of an 
active-matrix LCD panel. 
If you're getting serious, consider a set of "his 'n' her" 
system unit keys. 
Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help 
of a French-speaking voice synthesizer. 
Never type on your date's laptop computer without permission, 
particularly if the system is on her lap.

And The #1 Way A Computer Guy Can Impress His Date:
 
When things get tough, simply ask yourself, "What would 
Bill Gates do in a situation like this?