Reasons Why Coffee Is Better Than Men


Coffee taste great even without the cream. 
 
Coffee doesn't call you kinky when you put whipped 
cream on top of it. 
 
A cup of coffee is always as strong as you want
it to be. 
 
A cup of coffee can keep you going all night. 
 
You can always warm coffee up. 
 
Coffee comes with endless refills. 
 
Even a small cup can be satisfying. 
 
You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3am. 
 
Coffee never runs out. 
 
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. 
 
You can take black coffee home to meet your parents. 
 
You don't get aching jaws from having coffee. 
 
With coffee, you make the desicion if you want to 
swallow or not.
 
You can smoke while drinking coffee. 
 
You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee. 
 
Coffee smells and tastes good. 
 
You don't have to tell your coffee size doesn't matter. 
 
If you have your coffee in bed it won't leave stains 
 unless you spit it out.
You can always get fresh coffee. 
 
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot 
when you get back. 
 
They sell coffee at police stations. 
 
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. 
 
Coffee goes down easier. 
 
If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on 
weight. 
 
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of 
coffee. 
 
Coffee doesn't care about cup sizes. 
 
Your coffee doesn't burp or fart. 
 
Coffee smells good in the morning. 
 
You can always heat up coffee, even if it's old. 
 
Coffee stains doesn't smell bad. 
 
Coffee doesn't care if you match your bra with your undies. 
 
Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in. 
 
Coffee doesn't shed. 
 
You can make a cup of coffee last for hours. 
 
You don't get pregnant if you enjoy coffee with cream.
 
Coffee doesn't mind if you compare it with the coffee 
you had last week. 
 
No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it 
better. 
 
Coffee stays in the cup until you want it. 
 
When coffee gets old, you can throw it away. 
 
When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in 
the back of your throat. 
 
Coffee doesn't take up half your bed. 
 
Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3am and decide to have
a cup.
 
You can always have another cup within two minutes from 
the first one. 
 
You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee. 
 
INSTANT COFFEE! 
 
It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mould.