WHY MEN SHOULD BE BUILT BY FUJI (Camera Manufacturer)

- They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used;

- You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge after each shot;

- They last longer and come with a warranty;

- You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and

  return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle;

- They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it;

- They come in fashion colors;

- You can keep them in maximum zoom;

- They come with replacable or adjustable parts;

- The parts that counts are portable;

- They don't mind over-exposure;

- They respond to the slightest touch;

- The one you want is available at a KMART near you;