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How to know a businessman from a businesswoman



How to Tell a Businessman from a Businesswoman


 A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy. 

 A businessman is good on details; she is picky. 

 He loses his temper because he's so involved in his job; she is bitchy. 

 When he is depressed (or hung-over), everyone tiptoes past his office; she is
 moody, so it must be her time of the month. 

 He follows through; she doesn't know when to quit. 
 
 He's confident; she's conceited. 
 
 He stands firm; she's impossible to deal with. 
 
 He is firm; she is hard. 
 
 His judgments are her prejudices. 
 
 He drinks because of the excessive job pressure; she's a lush. 
 
 He isn't afraid to say what he thinks; she's mouthy. 
 
 He's close-mouthed; she's secretive. 
 
 He climbed the ladder to success; she slept her way to the top. 
 
 He is a stern taskmaster; she's hard to work for. 
 
 He is witty; she is sarcastic. 




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