10 Reasons Men Date Bimbos Instead Of Nice Girls 

    
1.Much easier to prove that you're superior. 
    
2.Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts 
    or opinions of their own. 
    
3.Won't want you to cancel your plans to 
    watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom 
    of the Opera". 
    
4.More impressed by the thickness of your wallet
    --even though it's stuffed with condoms instead 
    of money. 
    
5.Will let you send intimate pictures of them to 
    Beaver Hunt. 
    
6.They won't object to demeaning comments you make 
    about them in front of "the guys". 
    
7.They actually believe you when you say, "I love 
    you for your mind and personality -- now shut up 
    and finish putting on that French maid outfit. 
    
8.Don't understand computers well enough to access 
    your files and read what you've been saying about 
    them. 
    
9.Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships 
    is so poor that, they really do believe that it's 
    eight inches. 
    
10.They will put up with you.