We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of
 cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require
 aerodynamic legs.
 
 When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.  When men buy a blow up
 doll it's sad.
 
 We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the
 cat dragged in.
 
 We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a
 'short woman's complex'
 
 We don't have to get our strength up between sessions .......and
 it's much easier for us to get laid in the first place.
 
 We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old
 perverts.
 
 We never ejaculate prematurely.
 We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder
 excuses.
 
 We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our
 calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
 
 We got off the Titanic first.
 
 Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous- they
 look like complete dicks in ours.
 
 We have total control over our eyebrows.
 
 We can cry and get off speeding fines.
 
 The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts..and
 pool.....and football.
 
 We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
 inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......  ....men
 die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
 
 We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct
 correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our
 genitals.
 
 Taxis stop for us.
 
 We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
 
 We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical
 order.Ever.
 
 We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in
 a computergame.
 
 It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner
 workings of a 'ruck'(or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY
 cool if we do.
 
 We never recognise ourselves in aspects of Mr Bean. Ever.
 
 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
 
 Sorry. We are just better.