* We got off the Titanic first.
 
 * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
   disorder excuses.
 
 * We never ejaculate prematurely.
 
 * We get to flirt with systems support men who always return
 our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
 
 * We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone
 being suspect of our sexuality.
 
 * When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
 When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
 
 * We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...
 and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
 
 * We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old
 perverts.
 
 * Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous -
 guys look like complete idiots in ours.
 
 * We can be groupies.  Male groupies are stalkers.
 
 * We can cry and get off speeding fines.
 
 * We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
 inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
 Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
 
 * Taxis stop for us.
 
 * We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central
 figure in a computer game.
 
 * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing