Bananas are better than Men because...

     

     You don't mind swallowing a banana.
     Bananas are always stiff.
     Bananas don't know how to fart.
     A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.
     No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at 
         the same time.
     Another woman will never try to steal your banana.
     Bananas can last the whole night through.
     Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.