Top 10 Answers Men Would Most Like To Give 
To Women's Stupid Questions, But Never Will

  

     10.  No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex. 

     9.  The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking 
         ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat. 

     8.  You've got shit chance of me calling you. 

     7.  No, I won't be gentle. 

     6.  Of course you have to swallow. 

     5.  Well yes actually, I do this all the time. 

     4.  I hate your fucking friends. 

     3.  I have every intention of using you, and no intention of 
         speaking to you after tonight. 

     2.  I'd rather watch a stick movie. 

     1.  Eat it?  It took me 10 schooners to get up the courage 
         to fuck it.