The Complete Collection of Men Jokes


Men's Age Characteristics


Men's Age Characteristics

AGE FAVORITE DRINK SEDUCTION LINE FAVORITE SPORT
15 Pepsi My parents are away Sex
25 Beer My girlfriend is away Sex
35 Imported Wine My fiancee is away Sex
45 Canadian Whiskey My wife is away Sex and Football
55 Anything Alcoholic I'm divorced (again) Football and Sex
65 Maalox My second wife is dead Football and Napping



AGE FAVORITE DRUG SUCCESSFUL DATE FAVORITE FANTASY
15 Pot Tongue Permitted Getting to Third
25 Coke Breakfast Included Airplane Sex
35 Really good Coke Didn't upset Therapy Menage a Trois
45 Power Not meeting her Kids Owning a Company
55 Vitamin E She didn't Propose Women who Listen
65 NitroGlycerin Got home alive Swiss Maid/Nazi Love Slave



AGE FAVORITE PET IDEAL AGE TO MARRY IDEAL DATE
15 Roaches
25
Three Stephen King Flicks
25 Stoned-out Female
35
Your Place or Mine ?
35 Irish Setter
45
Just bring Yourself
45 Kids from first marriage
55
Sex in Company Jet
55 Tropical Fish
65
Dinner @ her House
65 Barbi
25
Neither Fell Asleep



AGE FAVORITE TV SHOW IDEAL WOMAN FAVORITE FOOD
15 Bay Watch Mom Pizza
25 Friends Jennifer Aniston Ribs & Wings
35 Xena Pamela Anderson Italian Cuisine
45 The PlayBoy Channel Any Centerfold Sushi or Szechuan
55 Female Wrestl